hey mentally ill gay losers
do you have that special someone in your life that you desperately want to drive around with at 2am and listen to the crash ost with?
Ever wanted to explain to them that blood will flow on tarmac as sure as sweat will soak lovers’ sheets and that the technology we use is a part of our selves and that our bodies limitations are meaningless?
Ever wanted your mad scientist boyfriend to fuck your wife while you go through a car wash?
of course you have! Take these, free of charge.
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Happy B-DAY BUNVERT!!!!
elf cop fanclub / baker boy alliance national holiday tomorrow because its the birthday of the president…no not the elf, the other one…. by which i mean me….
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I am what you want me to be And I'm your worst fear, you'll find it in me
Next To Normal - Donmar Warehouse - September, 2023
Taper: @lasagnatrades
Jack Wolfe is one of the best Gabe's I've ever seen and one of the most adorable
Stars: Caissie Levy, Jamie Parker, Jack Wolfe, Eleanor Worthington-Cox, Jack Ofrecio, Trevor Dion Nicholas
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If I paint my fingernails green, and well it happens that I do paint them green.
Cabaret at The Kit Kat Club - West End Playhouse Theatre - October, 2023
Taper: @lasagnatrades
Emily Benjamin's LAST SHOW as alt Sally Bowles
Stars: Jake Shears, Emily Benjamin, Nathan Ives-Mobia, Beverly Klein, Teddy Kempner, Wilf Scolding
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Those weeks full of joy, then a moment of dread Someone simply said your child is...
Next To Normal - Donmar Warehouse - September, 2023
Taper: @lasagnatrades
Stars: Caissie Levy, Jamie Parker, Jack Wolfe, Eleanor Worthington-Cox, Jack Ofrecio, Trevor Dion Nicholas
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Stewart Clarke as Ernst Ludwig "Cabaret At The Kit Kat Club"
Taper - @lasagnatrades - Master (in order):
April 2022
June 2022
July 2022 (1)
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July 2022 (4)
August 2022 (3)
September 2022
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In honor of @bunvert and their friends winning a lip sync competition. I decided to post the one and only Stewart Clarke (elf cop) in Cabaret!
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Amy Lennox as Sally Bowles "Cabaret At The Kit Kat Club"
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April 2022
June 2022
July 2022 (1)
July 2022 (2)
July 2022 (3)
September 2022
October 2022 (2)
Again, one of the greatest musical theatre performances I've ever seen captured by the great Lasagna!
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SUMMONING ALL ELF COP FAN CLUB MEMBERS!!!
Stewart Clarke's First Performance As Javert, His rendition of Stars is the greatest thing I've ever heard and seen!
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Eddie Redmayne (Later in his run) performing an amazing, physical rendition of Money from Cabaret!
I will say, I enjoyed him more later in his run since he got to work more on the role.
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Stupid meme, but Stewart’s face is so funny here!
Side note:
I posted a bunch of cabaret audios here, soon Les Miz!
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Jessie Buckwheat (Later in her run) giving us an edgy performance of Mein Herr in Cabaret
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Amy Lennox being wild performing Don't Tell Mama in Cabaret
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Jessie Buckwheat (Later in her run) performing one of the greatest live theatre performances of all time in cabaret
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Jessie Buckwheat (Later in Her Run) giving a heartbreaking performance of Maybe This Time in Cabaret
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Natasha Richardson giving the most vulnerable performance In Cabaret Second B-Way Revival May, 1998
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