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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something
#friend texted me yesterday and said “call as soon as you can#naturally i called immediately#they just wanted to tell me updates on a breakup i already knew because i watched the same snapchat stories that they did#i thought our friend was dying
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logging back into tumblr after not being here for a while is crazy bc it’s still perfectly tailored to all my interests from 2020…
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ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah
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I'm not gonna lie this is like the most inspiring tattoo I've ever seen I keep coming back to it and admiring it everything about it
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I'm not gonna lie this is like the most inspiring tattoo I've ever seen I keep coming back to it and admiring it everything about it
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible
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when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
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behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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breaking news: my girlfriend just murdered me
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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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my three girlfriends. and YES they prophesy the death of the king of scotland
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