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Catch Little Black Cat (1/2)

Take Little Black Cat to Shelter (0/2)

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Ow, BTW

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Catch Little Black Cat (1/2)

Take Little Black Cat to Shelter (0/2)

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A transfusion of the wrong blood, metformin, lithium, COVID, the sun above an empty park with no water, blankets on the floor of the county jail, the sound of crying in Goodwill, the dead lights in the yellow-tiled hospital tunnel: things that create the feeling of apocalypse.

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Hweeze

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Bu Cat has done something profoundly evil.

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Why does the instant hondashi have lactose in it. Remove that.

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This post is already the fourth Google result. Pathetic.

yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

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Fight me

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Little black cat jumps up onto my bedroom windowsill, bats at the glass a couple times, then jumps back down.

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Curry research

Because I can’t do anything normally, I scraped, reformatted, and analyzed 40 Indian restaurant “base curry gravy” recipes, in an effort to determine which ingredients are considered the Universal Curry Stuff. Aside from oil/butter, the most frequently-occurring ingredients were as follows:

onion - appeared in all 40

garlic - all 40

tomato - 39 (did not appear in this one)

turmeric - 39 (did not appear in this one, which also skipped coriander, cumin, and any form of oil, and used a kilo of tomatoes but only one onion… did this IT professional procedurally generate her curry)

coriander - 39

cumin - 37

ginger - 36

cardamom (green) - 24

cinnamon - 24

black pepper - 23

cloves - 22

chili powder - 21

(Note that this does not include either garam masala or curry powder, because both of those are spice mixes, and I deconstructed them into what I estimated to be their own “most characteristic” components. Specifically, I translated “curry powder” into “chili powder, cumin, coriander, and turmeric” and “garam masala” into “cumin, coriander, cardamom (green), black pepper, cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg”.)

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Update: It's Astarion's turn now. (Tumblr mirror)

Environmental storytelling.

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What is going on with Tumblr's cookies/local storage bloat

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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

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imagemagick cmd i need to remember: mogrify -path ./cropped -format jpg -crop 50%x100% +repage *

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mp3 split cmd i also need to remember: mp3splt -S 2 magnus_archives_season4_q&a_part2.mp3

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Probably safe

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Dupe Cat...... please groom yourself.