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apple core trend ft. The Boy 🍎 (it was just too perfectly angsty of an idea)

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Tangled au where 12/13 year old Rapunzel gets mad at Mother Gothel and in a fit of teen rebellion cuts her hair and that kills her, so the now orphan Rapunzel leaves the tower and stumbles into the Snuggly Ducking and is effectively adopted by the thugs. She works there as a barmaid and every year a couple of them take her to the outskirts on the kingdom to see the lanterns.

She isn’t found out to be the lost princess until

A) she goes into the kingdom to bail out one of regulars

Or B) after stealing the crown, Eugene, heads to the pub to keep low only to have a heart attack bc wtf is that the queen???

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“I never realized…just how young you were.”

What if they had met during s3?

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Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

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The Dadow au where Shadow raises Silver is one of my favorite Sonic au's, but only in the context of Shadow finding an orphaned Silver in the wreckage of their god awful future.

To make it funnier; Shadow just picks up a random filthy kid, only to give him a bath after getting attached and realizing that his new adopted son is the same hedgehog he round housed in the back of the head when he was fifteen

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how funny do you think it would be if the characters could all hear each other's theme songs playing in universe?

extremely funny, in fact

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happy thursday

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Not good enough to save the future and now?

Not good at all.

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note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

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I had the idea of a snow-mouflage Jazz! Idk if anyone ever seen my posts about stealth/spec ops Jazz where I made his colors mostly green and black? But this is the other mode I've been wanting to do. So liiiike... He gets to have three paint jobs! Base, stealth, and snow! 😊

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The devious gay people are plotting...

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Prowl ragdolling his way into glorious friendship

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~THE HUG~

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Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I don’t know if it’s the fact I’m not cishet or the fact I’m autistic but I hear so many things that make me go “Am I insane or are they?”

There’s a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say “You cannot compete with a dead woman.” which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if he’s constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasn’t what the post was about. And I realized “Oh my God, these people genuinely feel like they’re constantly in competition with their spouse’s exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.”

There’s also been an uptick in the ‘men and women cannot be ‘just’ friends’ rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husband’s female best friend have some merit and others are like “I feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?” No. No you’re not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isn’t you.

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a follow up to this post :)

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My sweet sweet Bumblebee