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she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband
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person: do you know pepe? me: I LOVE PEPE. I cant decide which is my favorite like sad pepe or smug pepe or - person: what me: person: I meant the soccer player me:

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i love airports and packing and the smell of a new city and hotel breakfasts and doing cute touristy stuff, man i love traveling
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Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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Tumblr GoFundMe’s are always like:

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Men be 25+ talking about “what would we be doing if I were there right now” BRO getting you a pension plan wym
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911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that
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when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens
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