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snzblr, or whoever else sees this, i really need your help. i haven't been able to eat much in weeks and its coming up on my cats needing their prescription food. my usual side hustle to get a bit of money has completely fallen through at the moment, and I'm very scared, and hungry, and above all i want to make sure my babies are able to get the specific food they need from chewy through the vet without any interruption. i am asking for $204.01. that's my goal and will cover everything i need so i can be comfortable for a little bit and get the cats their stuff. unfortunately it is not cheap.

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Same

I sneeze easily 10+ times a day but it is nigh on impossible to actually get them recorded. Idk why. My nose is camera shy.

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(Was writing out a scenario and then it turned partially into a mini ficlet hybrid so enjoy whatever the heck this is.)

Also it is inspired loosely by this book cover I happened to see while browsing tumblr:

Imagine a giant who is the protector of a village. He stands taller than the nearby castle and wears an intimidating suit of armor. To the villagers it seems like he never rests and is an eternal guardian. None have seen his face and some even claim him to be a statue but if one looks closely the subtle rise and fall of his chest reveals him breathing beneath his armor.

This stoic aura of his is shattered one day when a particularly breezy burst of wind wafts a puff of pollen into the visor of his helm to be sucked into his nostrils. At first there is no sign of anything being amiss. The villagers go throughout their day oblivious. But soon a battle begins to brew as the giant's nose begins to rebel in irritation.

The towering knight tries his best to fight the urge and to hold fast against this assault of his nostrils. His colossal nostrils flared, twitching slightly, and a low, guttural sound escaped his throat, half a growl, half a groan of irritation. Some of the more vigilant villagers might begin to notice his colossal form shifting slightly. An armored hand tightening around his massive sword, a slight twitch of his helmet.

This knight is a warrior. He has fought mighty battles and served this kingdom for generations. And now he couldn't even hold back a puny sneeze. The irritation and pressure mount as he tries to stand firm but it's no use. A faint, tickling breeze spiraled up from the ground, swirling with more pollen and dust, its subtle caress tormenting the sensitive inner walls of the giant's enormous nose.

"Huhhh- huhhh-" His colossal voice booms with hitching breaths and an intake of air like a great gale. Now the villagers began to stop what they were doing and watch with concern. Air pools in the giant's tremendous chest. His armor creaks against the strain. The first sound was low, drawn-out, and trembling with the promise of something monumental. His breathing hitched unevenly, growing louder and more erratic, the giant's massive chest rising and falling like rolling thunderclouds.

"Uhhh-hhuh-hhh-!!" He can no longer fight it. The battle is lost. His brows knitted together, furrowed with the overwhelming itch that spread like wildfire, deep and insistent. His nose twitched again, nostrils flaring wide enough to engulf entire trees. All of this was hidden behind his vast dark helm. The same helm that begins to tilt back in anticipation.

"The Great Knight!" On villager might call out as she points to their struggling guardian. "He's about to sneeze!"

"He's gonna blow!" Shouts another one. "Everyone find cover!"

Panic ensues below as the giant continues his struggle. His eyes flutter closed. His breath was thunderous, roaring in and out like the tides of an angry ocean. The sensation was unbearable now, prickling and teasing relentlessly at the back of his cavernous nasal passages.

“HHHHHUUUUUHHHHHHHhhhh…” His head tipped back even farther, eyes squeezing shut as his entire frame quaked with the sheer force of his inhale. The sound built higher and higher, a storm preparing to unleash its fury, his breath whistling faintly as it dragged through his nostrils.

And then... the giant's chest settles. Has he somehow won the impossible battle?

"HUUUAAAHHHH… HHHUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH—SSSHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!" The sneeze explodes from him with a thunderous roar. The interior of his helm is thoroughly coated in his own mucus. The force of his sneeze is enough to cause chaos below, villagers go flying, and weaker homes are blown asunder. Worst of all the force is enough to send the giant himself pinwheeling backwards. He only manages to completely halt himself from falling and crushing villagers by catching himself on one of the castle's towers... which promptly crumbles under his weight.

The giant groaned, sniffing deeply as the last echoes of his thunderous sneeze faded into the distance. The destruction caused by his sneeze fills the giant with horror.

Even more horrifying; he feels another sneeze coming on.

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So this is just an ' A and B ' story, except with names. I'll be using these names often, but the species, gender, personalities, and even perhaps appearances will change depending on the stories being told.

Arin will always be the giant, and for convenience they are purple in dialogue and pronouns (if needed)

Bailey will always be the smaller, and for convenience they are orange in dialogue and pronouns (if needed)

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"B-bailey...it...tuu-tuh..tickles..." Arin said through hitching breaths, eyes fluttering as they scrunched up their nose, as if trying to get away from Bailey's little fingers.

"I know it tickles, you idiot. It's why we don't go sticking our gigantic noses into trees. There are birds in trees" Bailey snapped back at their gigantic friend, who had a bird stuck up their right nostril.

Bailey was not happy about the position they had found themself in, starting to stick an arm deep into a gigantic nostril. All the way up to the shoulder... But it still wasn't enough. The bird was still waaay out of reach, and the giant was struggling to hold back yet another sneeze.

"mmm suuh..huuuh..hHhHh..uuhh r-rry...i-it whuu...hHhh...was so p-pretty..." Arin whimpered between needy hitches, their nose scrunched up even more, eyes fluttering unevenly before squeezing tightly closed, lips parting to reveal sharp fangs-

"Don't you dare!" Bailey squawks out desperately, trying to remove their arm as quickly as they could from Arin's nasal passage...but it was far too late.

"HhhHhHH! hiiiihhHH!...HAH! ...HaAH'DSHEEEIEW!" A handful of itchy hitches struggled their way out of the giant, before accumulating and exploding forward into a massive thundering sneeze. Poor Bailey was caught in the crossfire. Only have gotten their arm partially out of the ticking time bomb that was their friend's nose.

Bailey got the full force of the sneeze, little bit of spray and all. They had gotten flung a few yards away, hitting the ground hard with a groan. Taking in a deep breath, they lay there for a long moment. It was needed.

"Bailey!" Arin cried out in panic, pushing themself up out of their laying position with their arms, looking at Bailey in worry.

"are you ok? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! The bird just really really really tickles ... And your arm tickled... I'm sorry!"

Bailey didn't move from their spot, instead giving a soft sigh.

"Is the bird still in your nose, or did you sneeze it out?"

Arin paused, taking a moment to sniff at the air, before wrinkling up their nose.

"it's still in there...still tickles" Arin babbled, bringing up a massive hand to squish and rub at their nose, snuffling heartily.

Bailey groaned as they pushed themself back to their feet. Approaching Arin they took on an impatient demanding tone.

"lay back down, you oaf"

They waited for Arin to obey with their hands on their hips, and the giant quickly but carefully did so. Now that Arin was back laying on their stomach, Bailey wasted absolutely no time at all and took action.

Bailey stepped up to that massive nostril, and quickly hoisted themself in, making as mad as a dash as they could towards the bird. They knew they didn't have much time at all.

Arin shot up into a sitting position with a sharp, startled gasp, a hand instinctively going up to press against the underside of their nose. They had not been expecting Bailey to do that at all.

"mmuuuh..! Huuuuh! HHhhHhh! hhHhh..." Arin's breath started to hitch near instantly. Their eyes started to water, chin tilting up, lips parting, eyes then squinting shut.

Bailey was having a hard time keeping their balance, the nasal membrane around them trembled and spasmed. The large hitches pulling in an inhumane amount of air creating a Gale force that threatened to topple them forward. Bailey had to constantly straighten themself out and fix their footing to stay up right and moving. It didn't help that the nasal membrane was starting to leak due to all the irritation.

"just hold on a liiiiitle longer! I see it! Hold it back! Hold it back!" Bailey shouted, trying to run. They could see the bird, up close it was clear its little foot was caught in a nose hair.

"HHhhHHh! I-... c-...cUUUHHhhh! C- CAN'T!" Arin gasped out, tears leaking down their face. It felt as if their nose was on fire.

Bailey took a desperate dive, tackling the little bird- subsequently freeing it from the hair. They held the struggling bird in their hands, slipping in a tad further as their chest met the 'floor' of Arin's nose. Once they stopped their slide, they rolled onto their back and hugged the bird firmly to their chest, bracing themself. Just in time too.

"HHHHhhhHhhh! Hhh! HaaaHHhh! HAAh....HAH'DSHEEIEW'uuh..!....DSHEIIEW!"

It was like being in the middle of a hurricane. A Gale force wind whipped around before exploding outwards, shooting out of the giant's nose like a bullet. Bailey landed on the ground with a wet splat. They had fallen on their back, exhaustedly releasing the soaked bird. The poor animal taking its chance to quickly hop away.

With a groan Bailey looked up at Arin, so dazed their vision was blurrily doubled. Seeing two giants before they clashed back into one being.

Arin snuffled, feeling their sinuses prickle once more. They wrinkled up their nose, taking in a deep sniff, before their mouth went slack.

"Huuuh! UuUuhhh...huuuUUuuHHhh ..." They gasped out , eyes closing and chin lifting before-

" HUHRSHHHOO!" Arin sneezed one final sneeze, taking a couple long moments to snurfle and sniff before noticing Bailey still laying prone on the ground.

Arin gave a gasp, getting on their hands and knees, crawling over until they loomed over Bailey. Looking them up and down worriedly, afraid to touch.

"are you ok?!" Arin basically shouted, causing Bailey to flinch slightly.

"I will be if you keep your nose out of trees" Bailey responded a tad bitterly.

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You gotta find the cat first, then you'll have a good chance of adapting to that cat only. Take it from me, a person with a cat allergy and three medium length furred cats.

I'm around my cats just fine most days, but have issues with other peoplws cats lamo

one day i am going to completely outgrow my cat allergy, find an overly touch-affectionate cat, and snuggle it. i WILL.

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Two years! Oh wow!

I will be taking one scenario as a writing request, first com first serve.

My oc's only, or just a scenario and I'll pick the oc

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May I join him?

I brought my own lighter :0

We haven't seen Tooke in so long, free my boi he ain't do nun wrong

i can assure you hes perfectly fine

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This is 1,255 words. Larry and boog are meeting in this.

Perspective shift somewhere in the jumble

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A clap of thunder boomed through the air, and within a split second it stormed, downpouring a massive amount of rain.Boo gave a squeak as he ran on all sixes towards the closest house, nudging his way through grass blades taller than him.

 The little mouse would worm himself under the crack in the door, taking his time to shake himself off before deciding to look for a place to hide. Mice weren't welcome in most homes after all.  Boo got to his hind legs, his lower arms curling around his waist as he shivered, he looked around for the perfect spot to be out of sight.

   There were no options in the hallway, so Boog quickly skittered off to the first room he could find. The living room. It was a perfect place to find a hiding spot. Many places to hide, and a roaring fire in a fireplace warming up the room.

  Boog's eyes were drawn to one great hiding place, his tail giving a flick as a grin appeared on his face. Right in front of the fireplace, sprawled out in a pet bed was a white cat with black markings. The cat was snoring away peacefully,  his pink nose in the air.

 “That's perfect.” Boo whispered to himself as he ran over to the pet bed, using all four of his little hands- and a quick scurry of his legs to get up onto the rim of it. From there, he jumped onto the cat's torso, quickly needing to duck out of the way as a white paw came down to scratch at an itch.

   “I gotta be more careful.” Boog giggled, shrinking down to his 1cm size, making his way up to the cat's face. He leaped onto the cat's chin, hopping open his open mouth to stand right under that pink nose.

 Boog got back down onto all sixes, peeking into the cat's nostril, getting blasted with a warm exhale. If boog could have purred,  he would have. 

  Without wasting any more time, Boog made his way into the cat's nostril, being mindful of his tail and where he placed his paws. He didn't want to be expelled too early, he just wanted a nice cozy place to rest until the storm was over.

 The cat sniffed, and snuffled around boog, his nose twitching until the mouse settled down. 

 Boog laid down, curling into a ball with his tail covering his nose. Enjoying the warmth and comfort,  soon falling into a nap.

Larry gave a groan, his red eyes fluttering open as he scrunched up his nose with a snort. His nose had been bothering him for the last fifteen minutes. Just a faint tickle, but it seemed to shift and wiggle around. It was really ruining his ten hour long nap. He lazily sat up, bringing a paw up to his snout to saw a finger back against his nostrils. 

  He shook his head when that didn't help, huffing in agitation.  

 “Why is this happening to me? I was enjoying m…muh…my nap!” Larry complained to himself, his black ears flicking as he crossed his eyes to look at his twitching nose. He sniffled a few more times, about to lay down again and try to ignore the faint tickle…when it spiked. 

 Larry's head reared back, eyes watering and squinting as his mouth hung open for a few long moments. “Oh!” He exclaimed in mind shock, black ears giving an alarmed flick before pinning against his head.

  “Huuuhh!...uuuh! Huuh!” His breath hitched a few times, before he gave a snort and shook his head with a huff. He brought his whole paw up to smush and rub at his nose, growing frustrated as the tickling itch seemed to play games with him. 

 “What has gotten into my nose?” The cat complained as he to his feet, his hind feet and made his way to the kitchen. Snuffling and huffing the whole way there.

 Larry walked up to the fridge and opened it , ignoring a sticky note with his name written in bold with something about not touching the turkey or something. His red eyes scanned the fridge briefly,  lighting up when he saw a pre-cooked cooked turkey. He greedily reached into grab a leg, bitting it into it without hesitation.

 Sadly, at that moment Larry's nose decided to betray him.

  “HUUH! HUUHH'DSHUIEW!”

 

 That sneeze had not cleared the tickle, in fact it made It much much worse. That wasn't the issue Larry had on hand though, as the sneeze had also made him drop his turkey leg.

  

 “N-no! M-muuh…my turkey!” Larry cried out, using his paws to bat at the turkey leg mid air-until he was able to grab it by the bone with both paws. He quickly pulled it to his chest. His grip on it tight. 

 “Damn it!” He cried out in frustration,  sticking his nose up in the air and stomping his left foot on the ground.

 “I nearly lost my turkey be…buuhh…because of th-this damn t-tuuuh…tickle!” He complained with a snuffle, eyes squinted and watering before simply squeezing closer. His ears yet again flicking once, twice before flattening down- his mouth gaping wide at the same time.

 

  “hiiihh…eeehh… HUUH! UH!” his breath hitched desperately, before he exploded into a couple of sneezes. Aiming them right over his food, so he wouldn't sneeze on it.

“HUH'SHHHOOO'uh! ‘EECHSHIEW!!” 

Larry was dazed after those two sneezes, but the tickle refused to leave his nose. It was like it was trying to cling to the inside of his nose. He gave a small whimper, snuffling heavily through his twitching nose, breath starting to hitch yet again.

“Huuuhhh..snf hhhhh! HuuuuuhhHH! HUH'DSHIIEEW! SNF! hhhh! Hiiih! Hh'Dssh'uh! huuuh…guhhh HUH-G’DSHIIW!” Larry gave three wet sneezes, giving a groan afterwards- blinking open his eyes.

 

Finally, sweet relief from the tickle that was no longer plaguing his sinuses. He gave a snort and dared to take one hand off his turkey leg, so he could wipe his nose with the back of his paw. 

In doing so, movement from the floor caught his attention. His tail gave a curious flick as he squinted at the tiny thing. It was green.

“Is that a booger? Ew.” Larry huffed in disgust, before nearly jumping out of his skin in fright as something responded. 

 

“No! I'm Boog!” Boog responded to the cat as he grew to his 1 inch tall height, standing up and shaking out his fur. He was offering the cat a goofy smile.

“You were in my nose?” Larry asked in disbelief, now calmer at being able to see who was speaking, going back to squinting at the mouse. 

With a huff Larry got to his priorities, quickly scolding the mouse. “You almost made me drop my turkey! It nearly touched the floor!” He complained…though would have still eaten if it ...had...touched the floor…

“Oh, sorry!” Boog said in a friendly chuckle, tail swaying side to side. “I just wanted a nice warm spot, and well your nose was just the perfect place!” He ended in a giggle.

“Well… just don't do it again.” Larry grumbled, before his gaze drifted down to the turkey leg, licking his lips as a grin appeared on his face.

Boog's eyes also drifted to the food, prompting him to ask eagerly “can I have some?”

“nope!” Larry responded before lifting the turkey leg to his mouth to take a large bite,  walking off back to his bed in the living room.

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Finally got back I to the writing mood.

600 words deep into writing something with Larry and boog.

It's not gonna be good lol, but it'll be something. I'll either post it later tonight, or sometime tomorrow. Whenever I finish it.

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It's my borthday!

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This has actually happened to me before, and is not fun lol.

Typically it starts with the false starts, then you 'sneeze' and it feels weird and almost indescribable. And then I just have to sit with myself and wonder why tf it happened.

Why stop at “false starts?” Why can’t we talk about ‘false sneezes?’

Where someone goes through all the motions of a sneeze without the actual sneezing part. It sounds just like a stiffened sigh, or even a cough, and it leaves the person absolutely confused. Bonus points if the sound of the sneeze is still there, too! To the point it just sounds like “aUh-hheuh-!!” Or “ehh’Hhuw..!”

Still comes with runny nose and everything, it’s just that the actual substance of the sneeze was lost out of complete desperation, leaving them unsatisfied (and possibly still needing to sneeze).

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Absolutely agree, this was great

Thinking about tinies at the mercy of giant sneezes in the way that humans are at the mercy of any force of nature.

Trying in vain to get an unaware giant's attention, their miniscule voice far too small to reach them, only to see the slightest twitch of the giant's face, the twitch of their nose, as a storm brews within them. They move forward, ever curious and maybe a bit concerned for the giant whose head hovers above them. The giant's eyes flutter shut as some force overtakes them, a tickling in their nostrils.

By the time the tiny realizes what's going on the giant's nostrils are already flaring many times the tiny's size and all encompassing. The pressure builds. The tiny tries to run but air swooshes around them rushing like a powerful gale as, unaware of the chaos they are causing below them, the giant sucks air in and the sneeze builds and builds, "Ahhh- Ah- Ahhhhh..."

Then with a monstrous roar the giant's sneeze finally explodes out of them, "CHOOOOO!" It's like a thunderclap of raw power rocketing the tiny away and spraying snot far bigger than any raindrop upon them.

A barely memorable moment to the giant. A simple sneeze. Yet it rocks the tiny's whole world like a hurricane.

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Just a little drabble I made featuring my new OC boo.

Testing the waters with him and such

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You groan and tilt your head off to the side just a bit, scrunching up your nose. Something was on it, making it tickle, and that was disturbing your sleep. You reached up your hand to brush the thing off your nose, just to be met with a disgruntled squeak.

 “Hey! Don't do that! I don't wanna be knocked off!” A familiarly annoying voice squawked at you.

  “What are you doing boo?” You grumbled, giving a wide yawn as you cracked your eyes open to see the little four armed mouse. Currently at his one inch tall height.

“I'm cold.” Boo whined out his answer, crossing his lower arms as he pouted at you. You felt a shiver run down your spin, as you knew where Boo’s favorite spot to keep warm was.

  “Uh, well, you're free to share the blanket with… hey!” You couldn't help but yelp halfway through your offer, rocketing into a sitting position and scrunching up your nose as you tried your damnedest to resist snorting.

  While you had been extending your offer, boo had shrunk down to his smaller, 1 centimeter size, and quickly slipped himself into your right nostrils. Using all four of his arms and tail to do so.

 You bring up the back of your hand to scrub at your nose, the tickle was maddening. He was not being careful about his movements like he should have been.

  “Boo! G-g*hiiiiii*et out! Y-you’re gonna ruin my sleep!” You whimper, feeling your nose twitch and your nostrils flare.

  “It'll be ok! It's fine! Imma gonna lay down, and it’ll be fine, like a snuggle!” You hear boo chirp happily as he finally settled down. Most likely curling himself around one of your nasal hairs.

  “Th-th…hiiih! This is n-nuuh…huuuh! Nothing like a snuggle, y-yuh…little gremlin!” You chidded, eyes squeezing closed and chin tilting into the air. 

  “You'regonnnamakemesneeze!” You huffed airily, lips parting so you could take in more air.

  You could boo flick the feathered bit on the tip of his tail playfully against your nasal wall, promoting you to start hitching heavily.

 “Hiiih…huh! huUH’DSHHO!” you rock forward, quickly cupping your hands over your nose and mouth, instinctively sniffling afterwards.  You barely had your eyes open, before you gave a second sneeze. “Hih’Dshiew!’uhhh…” the second sneeze had been lazier, as you were still very tired. 

 You snuffle again, peeking your eyes open to look into your cupped hand. Pouting when you didn't see your little pest in them. It tracks, as you still had a tingling tickle in your nose. It just wasn't enough to prompt another sneeze. 

 “You're the absolute worst.” You complained, laying back down, giving your nose a harsh rub with your finger. There was no use protesting too much. Boo was already in there now, and he wouldn't come out until he felt like it. You close your eyes, trying to fall asleep. Even with a bit of an itch in your nose.

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Larry huffed and kicked a pile of leaves as he walked by. Why had he agreed to this? His pride? The fact that Kenny was going to pay him 20 bucks, along with the promise of a meal? Probably a bit of both, while leaning more towards the food. Larry loved food, just thinking about it had his mouth watering a bit.

 Larry had to shake his head to clear his thoughts. “Ken wants that pawdemonium flower as quickly as I can find em.” He huffed as he got into all fours, starting to sniff around the forest floor. “That's if they truly fell outta the cockpit.” He added on with a bit of a scowl, before simply shaking his head and continuing to search.

 The search seemed to go on forever, and worse yet Larry had not found a single flower, earth born nor Kittian.

 Just as he was about to say ‘fuck this’ and give up, he tripped over a tree root and tumbled down a hill not previously seen. He landed with a thud at the bottom, a golden cloud arising. He had landed in a field of flowers.

 Larry couldn't help but scrunch up his face as he sat up, his pink nose twitching as he unintentionally breathed in the clouds of pollen.

 He brought up a golden paw, one that was supposed to be white, to try to rub the blooming tickle away. It didn't work. In Fact it made things much worse.

 “H-hiiih…” Larry gave a hitch, lazily hovering a paw in front of his face. His ears laying back. “HIIIH!” A second gasp, making Larry tilt his head back, red eyes being forced to close. Nostrils flaring wide, leading into a massive-

 

 “Hih-...hih’DSHHhoue!...snfff….heeh….heh….heh’DSSshiiiEW! HUUH'DSHIEEW!” fit of three sneezes that he released openly past his awaiting paw. Larry sniffled heavily as he staggered to four paws, blinking tears out of his eyes. 

 His efforts were futile, he took just a couple staggering steps forward before his breath caught again. He tried to fight it by shaking his head from side to side, but it wouldn't work. 

  “Huuuuuh! … Uh’DSShhhhhiew!” A quick sneeze burst out of him, making him bow his head forward so much that he nearly fell forward. He shook his whole body with a groan, trying to desperately paw at his nose to get rid of the tickle. 

  “Hih! hhiiIIIiih…. HIH’SHHOU! ‘DSHIEEW!!! uuuunnnghh” another two sneezes, followed by a groan. 

 Larry gave a small whimper, looking around at the sea of flowers. With no other choice, Larry started to run. In no particular direction. He just needed to get out of there.

  

Larry continued to sneeze as he ran, nearling tripping himself each time. He could barely see, nor could he scent properly. 

  After nearly making it though the field of flowers, one sneeze finally had Larry tumbling head over heels.

  “Hiiihhh….hiiih! Hiiih’DSHIEW….!”

He landed in his stomach with a small groan, forcing his eyes open as he gave a huff. He smacked the nearest flower with his claws out of frustration, before giving a soft gasp. It was the flower he needed.

It was vaguely in the shape of a cat's paw, though it had petals like a rose that shone a bright blue.

 “Fi’d’ally” he caterwauled in a congested voice, giving a thick sniffle as he plucked the flower with his left front paw. He held the flower away from his face so as to not breathe in more of the irritating pollen, as he got up on his hind legs, making it a couple of yards out of the flower field.

Larry felt grateful not to be surrounded by the colorful fauna  anymore, but he still had a lingering itch in his nose. He glared at the flower in his paw, knowing that it was the culprit.

  

“K-ken better pay m-muuuh..me double for th-thiis. Snff! Or maybe tri-hiiiiih! Hiih….hih- Hih'DSHHieew! She's definitely gonna have to pay me triple for this… with two, no! Three meals!” He grumbled to himself around a sneeze, heading off to Kenny's to deliver the flower, and more importantly get his rewards.

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Drew a Larry sneeze

He really is one of my favorite ocs

I can't wait to get proper sneeze art him in the future

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Got a sudden burst of motivation. One shot with two random characters

A little over 1,000 words

Mess and a single bong hit

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Sammy was  laying on his couch, eyes closed with a stupid smile on his face. Aimed at nothing. He was chilling with his best friend, Blade. Blade wasn't an average best friend, no- Blade was a mere three inches tall, and lying lazily on the bridge of Sam's nose.

 Sam gave a lazily hum, blinking his eyes open, and stretching out his arms and legs. That led to him sitting up, of course followed by little protests from the borrower. Who had to right himself so he didn't fall right off of sammy's face.

  "Hey! Warning next time? I could have fallen…and I was comfortable-you jerk!" Blade protested as he gave a harsh tug to the piercing implanted into the bridge of Sam's nose. Right between the brows.

 "So wha' if ye fall off me face? Ye got wings, an' tha' cute itty bitty tail." Sam teased with a bit of a laugh, leaning over to pick up a gorgeous,glass bong that had been sitting on the floor.

 Sam held the bong to his lips, fishing around the couch for a lighter, until he found one. A deep breath out, a click of a lighter, a deep breath in, and of course- more protests from the little man sitting atop his nose.

"So what if I have wings? I could have been asleep! You're just careless and I don't want to hit the ground!" Blade whined, poking a pointer finger into Sam's eyebrow.

Sam gave a snort of amusement, before giving a slight huff through his nose, blinking thrice heavily. The snort had pushed the smoke into the back of his nose, starting a teasing tingle.

"Ye snore like a , snf!, Like a black bear in tha' middle o' their wint'ah sleep." Sam tried to tease playfully, much to Blade's annoyance. Blade's tail gave a few upset flicks as the little man crossed his arms. That wasn't helping the tickle in the bigger's nose.

Sam quickly put his bong down, not wishing to break it. He gave a strong sniff, bringing a hand up to knuckle at his nose. Being mindful of the septum piercing he had. Blade started to put his situation together as soon as Sam's eyes got hazy with a distant look, and it wasn't because he was high. It was all confirmed when Same spoke up airily, breath starting to hitch.

"I'm..g-goon…nuuuuuh! Huuuuh!... Gonna…sn-snu…snf! Huuh…uuhH! Gonna sn-snee..snuuuuuh!"

 

Sam had tried to warn, but ended up trailing off as his eyes fluttered closed, chin tilting up. It was too late now, the sneeze was the only thing dominating Sammy's mind. Blade, and where he was sitting, momentarily escaping his mind. 

The 'giant' huffed and puffed, pointed ears tipping down as he lazily brought up a hand to his face.

"Hey hey hey! You can't sneeze now! Stop!" Blade squeaked out in a panic, raising his wing to try to fly away, but it was too late. two more lazy hitches forced themselves out of Sam's throat, leading into a sloppy sneeze right into the palm of his hand. The action flinging Blade into the palm of his hand as well.

"Hiiih….huuUUH. HUH'DHiiih….huuUUH. HUH'DTSHEIIW! "

Fortunately for Blade, the sneeze had been dry. Unfortunately, Blade knew Sam wasn't done. Sam always sneezed in multiple, often odd numbers. Not to mention how mindless Sam could be. For these reasons, Blade tried to scramble out of Sam's hand as fast as he could.

Lady luck was not on Blade's side, as soon as he got the slightest bit up, he was met with a sneeze. A sneeze that misted spray onto the small man. Sam's sneezes were showing signs of becoming wet, and that definitely wasn't good.

"Heeeeh…heeh…snf! Huuuuh…HUUUH! HUH'DTSHIEEEW! snf…! SNF!....hiiih….HIIIIHH?" 

"Turn your head away at least, you mindless beast!" Blade snapped, glaring up at his friend's pre-sneeze face. He knew Sam wasn't listening, consumed by the need to sneeze. Mouth slack, nose scrunched and starting to run, nostrils flaring as Sam took uncertain-itching breaths, eyes squeezed closed.

"HIIiiih! hhhhhh! HIH'TSHEEIIW!! Snnnnfff! Huh….huuuhh….snf…..huuuh…snf…snnNNFF!"

A third sneeze, a wet sneeze, assaulted poor blade. The clear spray plastered his hair to his face, drenching his clothes; making them cling to his small body, as well as sodding his feathered wings. Trapping him until the itch cleared itself from his best friend's sinuses.

Blade just wanted Sam to stop sneezing, but the runny nose, distant look in his eyes, and all the huffing puffing, and sniffling Sam was doing, it wouldn't be likely.

"Snnnf…. Huuuhh…hhh!! Hiiih…." Sam's breath continued to hitch, his eyebrows knitting together as the sneeze momentairly played with him. He then abruptly gave two final sneezes, yet again onto the palm of his hand. Each wetter than the last.

"HIH'TSHIIEEW!!! huuuh….huuuh! hhuUHHHDSHHHEEEW!...snnnnff…guuhhh.." 

The sneezes blasted out of Sam, him giving a sniffle,and a soft groan. Poor Blade was absolutely drenched in clear, warm slime, and he definitely wasn't happy about it. He stood up and purposely shook as much clear mucus as he could off his arms and wings.

The little man scowled up at his bigger friend, who still had a bit of a dazed look in his eyes, but that was just a post sneeze daze. 

Sam also had mess running down his face unashamedly, strands over his parted lil, and drinking down his chin on just a few drops. Not to mention the utter mess in his hand. If he pulled his fingers apart they would have webbed.

"I'mb…snf! I'mb so sorry Blade, tha' smoke…made me nose….itch." Samuel apologized, a sheepish smile on his face, absentmindedly bringing his other hand up so he could swipe at his nose with his sleeve.

" Health." The borrower growled through clenched . "Now put me on the ground, I need a bath." Blade huffed, pointing to the floor to empathize his point.

Samuel gave a soft pout, feeling a tad guilty. He gave a nod and ever so carefully placed his buddy onto the ground, repeating "I'm sorry Blade" then mumbling "realla I am" 

Blade marched to a mousehole, going in them peeking out again, softening just the slightest. "It's fine, you're just an idiot. I don't even know why I'm friends with you." The borrow said in an annoyed huff.

"Now clean yourself up and blow your nose!" Blade then slightly snapped before disappearing completely into the walls, going to go take a bath.