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Should officially announce this but hiatus on all my parkciv blogs until more pvpciv comes out, focusing on other fandoms rn

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Ok chat.... esto es dónde admito q vengó de México y el idea de parkour civilization mexicano me suena buenísimo 😭😭

Dame 2 segundos y te voy a dar parkour civilización

🇧🇷 Parkour Civilization

Inspired by this post

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Currently livid that its not canon accurate for me to dish out religious headcanons to the parkciv crew so whats my solution?

Slice of life academic au baby, you can't escape me.

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Me ( a tumblr roleplayer ) when i find out ( from like a few posts ) that a lot of common magic!anon prompts are triggering for me ( worst day of my life )

TBF... generally, i dont do M!As anyway unless they fit my World Building or are Believable In The Story, but like damn that still sucks ykwim

Anyways, on a real note, I've not been on that ask blog grindset recently, i just finished commissions and got over some drama bullshit, plus my asks have been a little boring lately so I've been sticking to Other Shit, I'll try and figure some stuff out and make more room for the grindset tho

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Warm ups + testing out a new custom brush

Ignore how i subconsciously signed it as godevbo instead of snitchbo .....

Its a warmup so... its a bit stiff im SORRY

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Ok i just finished up the last of my commission queue, im excited to start on yalls requests ‼️‼️

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I be on my fandom accounts like "i promise i can draw!" And proceed to not draw fanart...

Like, yeah, maybe i make good money off of commissions, and maybe i have a pretty good following on my platforms, and maybe I've been to elite art schools throughout grade school, but if im not drawing cube men having sloppy homoerotic interractions then whats the point?

Like, can I even prove im a good artist if i dont draw intense yaoi?

Ok, drop your evboverse drawing requests in comments or asks, i need to practice drawing these hoes. Includes tabi's and seawatt's series' btw ( but pref if they include evbo bc i needa practice him the most )

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Haha, yeah, im autistic. Oh, you think im really good at masking and understanding social cues? Haha yeah thanks i was forced to learn them for my safety in middle school, haha.

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Every time I see a Seawatt design that features visible nipple/fully uncovered pec, I have haste to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustfull...

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Bro, i need friends. So bad. My old online friend group disbanded months ago and all i have are mooties now

I crazy human interraction.

This is an open invitation, especially to moots

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Sorry, i was busy getting bag ( spent the past 48 hours in art related endeavors that made me $86 richer ). All rp/ask blogs will be revived tomorrow or MAYBE later tonight

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THE EVIL CHAMPION ASKBLOG IS LIVE!

Parkour Champion

I am The Parkour Champion. You may call me various names, my champion, my king, my God... all suffice.

I am the one true ruler of Parkour Civilization, and my loyal citizens (you) are always free to ask me questions and talk with me.

{ ooc; Hi... yes, it's me... @snitchbo aka @godevbo and all of my various side blogs.

Welcome to the blog! WARNING. This character is a chaotic evil villain, so if you send asks, be prepared for some mean or inconsiderate in-character responses!

This account is MINOR RUN. }

#👑 ♪  tec  ╱  your champion

 ╰-> The Evil Champion speaking in character.

#👑 ♪  tec  ╱  my citizens

 ╰-> Responding to asks

#👑 ♪  tec  ╱  friend or foe ?

 ╰-> Interractions with other roleplay blogs

#👑 ♪  ooc  ╱  blah blah blah

 ╰-> Out Of Character posts

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You have a snitch ask blog??? Where???

@snitch-apf 😁‼️

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What if i was insane and made an evil parkour champion roleplay/ask blog

( my snitch blog sits idle and my emf blog is unfinished but godd i wanna roleplay some evil fuckers rn ( would've been seawatt or clownpierce but i wanted something more original ))

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doesnt it get hot wearing an all-black ninja suit?

I think you're talking about my snitch design? In which case no, it doesn't, because he's not wearing a ninja suit, it's something more akin to an abaya, and his head covering is like a keffiyeh or hijab. All those clothing items are made with light materials and can be worn with minimal to no undergarments/under layers, which allows for breathability and air to flow through freely. It's the most convenient clothing for his environment that also matches his canon mc skin.

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Hey thanks for doing that government analysis! Idk much abt government structure so writing around that was proving kinda difficult n your thing rlly helped

I do have a question though, if someone was planning on writing something that might poke some holes or point out flaws in the system, what do you think are some things that might be considered? And if those things were to be changed how do you think that might affect how the system works as a whole?

(ik for sure the way it works realistically doesnt particularly account for things outside of moving up, like disability, lack off skill or straight up disinterest. despite being a commune the general societal norm seems pretty individualistic, not to mention the dictator bordering on godlike despite their only requirement being "good at parkour" seems like itd be bound to cause problems; see: evil parkour champion and the glass legend, etc)

Thanks ^^

Hello tysm for the ask this message made my day! Id love to talk about this more!

My main gripe with the way Parkour Civilization government is structured is the rigid hierarchies, in a place where your skill level determines everything in life, you'd expect there be more room to grow and oppurtunities to ascend. Having the levels where everyone is surrounded by people of similar skill sets and pretty much never being able to experience what a higher skill set even looks like is just used to keep people in line with their groups and not know how to reach higher.

I think the overall idea of being divided based on merit is fine. it's the lack of intermingling or education about the other layers and how to get better that should be changed. I mean, as seen in the pro layer, people aimlessly build parkour courses to try and train for the master level, and they never quite get it.

The divided structure also easily makes room for classism, even if all layers were given the same food, materials, and housing, the fact the lower levels simply dont have access to basic knowledge about the extent of parkour (again, the thing their entire society is based off of) keeps them dumbed down, and hinders them from excelling, while the master level has access to the knowledge and practice of so much more parkour. The education difference makes an easy opening for classism and bullying to occur between layers ( which in Parkour Civilization, actually does happen as seen with how the pros treat the noobs, and how the masters even bully eachother based on how they parkour, which again is a sign of upbringing and education. )

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I dont know how to explain why this is important

But let's not forget that Parkour Civilization is a meritocracy. A socialist autocratic meritocracy.

I feel people don't dwell on this fact enough, opting to just focus on the capitalist allegories, which is awesome bc the allegory is strong and well made, but the literal government seperate from allegory is ALSO very well made and unique, i mean I've never seen a fictional government quite like it, and it's impressive.

People often struggle to conceive the thought of another government or societal idea, and Evbo managed to make an entire government and social norm completely different from any of our own.

Like, let's break this government (or lack of) down.

Parkour Civilization has a sole and all-powerful ruler, The Champion. Which makes the society autocratic with a dictator.

The "businesses" ( housing stores, buying food and blocks, etc. ) are collectivley owned, not belonging to a single person but rather the community. Especially in higher layers, people receive as much as they give to their society. If they work, they get food, they do extra tasks, they get blocks. It's essentially a Marxist Leninist socialist society, but one that's heavily affected by the meritocracy, which can make it seem more capitalist leaning.

Speaking of Meritocratic society, people often mistake the meritocratic aspects as being outright capitalistic, like the social hierarchies and needing to parkour for basic necessities. HOWEVER this is because the society is structured based on your merits in parkour, those with a higher skill level are placed higher in the social chain. Thats why the Parkour Champion is a dictator, because they're the person who is THE BEST at parkour, making them the most capable to lead society according to meritocracy.

In any case, the fact that people are forced to parkour ALL the time is pretty understandable, considering this government is based on merit. They're encouraging people to show off and practice their parkour because their skill level is the only thing to get them anywhere in society. Based on their merits, they get their bare essentials, and if they have particularly good skill levels, they can rank up in society and have access to better resources.

People also always talk about how Evbo didn't make food and resources accesable for free without parkour, which is kind of where the capitalist lens takes over because those things ARE free. There isn't a system of currency in Parkour Civilization. it's all just MERITS. The fact they can die from parkour and the fact they use language like "buy" and "sell" makes it seem capitalistic, but they dont work and receive currency. The currency is infinite as long as their SKILL SET allows it. People had to worry about the consequence of dying from parkour, which is what made it scarce and less accesable, people werent willing to try. Evbo, however, gave them the ability to try again without consequence, which pretty much DOES make everything free, as free as it gets. They have infinite "currency" based on their skills, and theres no consequence for failing or trying again.

I also feel that when people beg Evbo or the future generations to turn Parkour Civilization into more of a communist society, they're completely ignoring the worldbuilding. That is an insane leap to make, from a society based on parkour abilities to having nothing to do with parkour? "Well, they can still parkour!" They could, but you'd be removing the vitality of it completely. I mean, imagine asking the states to become fully communist? It's an insane change that their society would never make, and thats not the end goal. Society can be functional and good without our interpretation of a utopic government because every society is different.

I love the government in Parkour Civilization. Please hear this. And ask me questions or talk to me about it.