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*finds a new chibi artstyle and gets attached to it aggressively*

Here, have Ron & Ginny you wild potterheads (I used to be one myself oh gosh I'll have to post some old art from when I was a fan one day or another)

And I kinda humanised Alex from super Cat Tales 2!

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Here's a fun one, if Draco and Harry had children, what do you think their names would be?

I think that if Harry and Draco are having kids, that means that they 1) have have successfully processed the war 2) are so far past caring what ANYONE thinks.

Also... in canon they're both out here creating problems on purpose with "Albus Severus" and "Scorpius Hyperion." And if they're together... they're just going encourage that aspect of each other.

So uh,

Alohomora (Draco likes the symbolism)

Golden-Snitch (Harry likes the symbolism)

Dittany

Asphodel

Alchemy (they both think this one is badass)

Wolfsbane (badass AND raising awareness)

Nimbus

Fidelius

Erised

Lumos & Nox (twins)

Phoenix

Hedwig

Thestral (Harry thinks it sounds pretty)

Ignotus (Potter family name that Draco signs off on)

Armand (Malfoy family name that Harry signs off on)

Dobby (Clear political statement)

.... yeah :D

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oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

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Someone PLEASE tell me if they know of any fanfiction where, sometime after Harry’s second year, Tom Riddle/Voldemort becomes a professor at Hogwarts. I read one fic with this premise after searching for them and it was delightful (it’s the one titled something along the lines of "unapologetic fifth year crack"? I think? It was very funny). It’s just such a funny concept to me.

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lol I was thinking about how maybe Harry should have split how he named his kids by father figure + important war-related brave person (so it's an even mix in both kids) but two of the possible combos of that are both really funny: Sirius Severus is hilarious because it's like yeah we named our kid Severe and Serious tm. And James Severus I really do think would make both James and Snape come back from the dead as ghosts JUST to haunt harry and ginny and tell them to change it right now. Because why are they sharing name space like that. No thank you. What happened to allowing the dead to rest in peace???

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Imagine if Tom Riddle got hired for the Defense teaching job right after Hogwarts. Dumbledore and Tom have the craziest workplace beef ever. Dippet is still the Headmaster and he has no idea what’s going on. The two most powerful wizards of all time are having the world’s intensest staring contest in the teachers break room. Tom doesn’t become the Dark Lord because he’s too busy grading papers. Nagini and Fawkes become friends which pisses off both Tom and Albus, they have to set up play dates for their familiars and they are so bitter about it.

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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

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Crazy kids

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canon sirius this canon sirius that canon sirius knew a man who canonically cross-dressed (even if for convenience) & did not bully him, did not mistreat him, did not approach the subject with malice or negativity. canon sirius said, verbatim, "if you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." canon sirius asked remus for forgiveness for not believing in the best of him. canon sirius instantly, without hesitation, forgave remus for believing in the worst of him. canon sirius expressed sympathy for barty crouch jr in regards to his father's neglect and entertained the possibility that barty may have been "in the wrong place at the wrong time" when discussing his crime. canon sirius, when he thought he would be a free man, immediately offered his godson a home and a place with him, even without being aware of the neglect his godson faced, even before he had a home to offer, and he did so by prefacing that he would understand if his godson didn't want to, making it clear he would not try to force him. canon sirius could be cruel, and insensitive, and vengeful, and obstinate—but that's not all he was. canon sirius could also be compassionate and sympathetic and forgiving and accepting. canon sirius was complex, and it goes both ways, in the direction of his faults as well as his virtues. btw.

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Just in case it’s not abundantly clear where I stand- fuck JK Rowling, and ace/aro people, you are so SO valid and loved.

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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page no. 285, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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help why did I see someone say Sirius was a bad godfather because he didn’t get out of Azkaban sooner 😭 I doubt he didn’t try ????

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We all have stories to tell. Here's a little bit about how I do it!

With technology and Artificial Inteligence advancing in the creative field, it's quite important to cherish authenticity and our human touch.

Are you writer, reader, artist? Let me know your tips!

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gryffindor class of ‘98!