snom-with-a-nuke

[snom-with-a-nuke]

Do you enjoy your nuke?

cc( - ) _ ) As much as I want to say yes, I have to say, it's basically my job to take care of nukes...and it gets tiring keeping them out of the wrong hands.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc ( . ) _ ) ...

cc ( ^ ) _ ) HAH! cc ( - ) _ ) Nice try. Unfortunately, I don't obey levels and spells. Magic can not affect me. I think its something to do with the radiation that I work with a lot. Side hustle y'know, a way to get some money to safely store even more nuclear weapons, cos I do have to buy them off the people who shouldn't be trusted with them.

cc•)__)_\

Accurate

@dinosnom

SUMMON THE SNOM ARMY!!

@i-am-protosnom

@robosnom

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - )_) Buddy, immortality means nothing. Break the law and you'll be in yet another prison for the rest of eternity. You really never payed attention to the details of how life works did ya?

HAHA! I have taken your nuclear weapons to the distortion world! HAHA!

-@giritinathechaosdemon

cc( - )_) Buddy, YOU CAN'T. The government has them, and by the orders of both myself and the highest ranked government official, the nuclear weapons can not be accessed by anyone other than the government or myself. Even if you did have them, you'd die to them, because I have one of the detonators on hand at all times. One press of the button, and it's corresponding nuclear weapon will explode. If it happens to set off others, then death is sure and permanent. I have anti-measures to chaos. This is why you are unable to collect them, because I work with the government. Also, if you did manage to get them, you'd be breaking the law. So, therefore, you have not taken them.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

HAHA! I have taken your nuclear weapons to the distortion world! HAHA!

-@giritinathechaosdemon

cc( - )_) Buddy, YOU CAN'T. The government has them, and by the orders of both myself and the highest ranked government official, the nuclear weapons can not be accessed by anyone other than the government or myself. Even if you did have them, you'd die to them, because I have one of the detonators on hand at all times. One press of the button, and it's corresponding nuclear weapon will explode. If it happens to set off others, then death is sure and permanent. I have anti-measures to chaos. This is why you are unable to collect them, because I work with the government. Also, if you did manage to get them, you'd be breaking the law. So, therefore, you have not taken them.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( ^ )) Brought back the pride icon for pride month

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( o )) I guess it's time to summon some snoms.

cc( ^ )_) @ethics-snom @robosnom @snomonomicon

If this post gets 5k notes I will take a pic of me using my favorite dress (no face)

I hope the gimmick blogs don't find it

The rules are: when you reblog tag at least one person.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - )) Ugh, do not eat 100 pizza rolls in one sitting, I do not feel good.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - )) Honestly we're all pretty responsible. Basnomka is pretty new to being interacted with, so give them some time. Nothing will just accidently be set off with 3 of us. . .unless @snom-with-a-bomb randomly drops a bomb or something

cc( 0 )) I feel like I just went to war again. . .what is this strange feeling. It's like. . .something big is coming. . . cc( = )) Anyways, hello everybody. I am Basnomka, the snom with a bazooka. M1A1 Bazooka to be exact. I have other bazookas, but those are mainly for show.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - )) 3 technically. @snom-with-a-bomb, myself and Basnomka are the 3 snoms with explosives.

cc( 0 )) I feel like I just went to war again. . .what is this strange feeling. It's like. . .something big is coming. . . cc( = )) Anyways, hello everybody. I am Basnomka, the snom with a bazooka. M1A1 Bazooka to be exact. I have other bazookas, but those are mainly for show.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

Who gave the Snom a nuke-?

cc( - )) Myself. That's the simple answer.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

[Hey Snuke, thought on a bazooka?]

cc( - )) I feel that would be a question best suited for @snom-with-a-bazooka considering Basnomka is the one who deals with bazookas.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[snom-with-a-nuke]

Get nuked

Get antinuked!

Oh yeah? Well, get anti-ANTINUKED!

Well, get trans nuked!

Nobody cares about you being trans.

I do! Being trans is cool! So are nukes!

Extreme nuke-related argument ensues.

cc( - )) Nows not the time for nuke arguments. I have all types of nukes. . .just please, someone make sure Engineer Snom and Zekrom are alerted of the incoming presence that many of us are sensing right now

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc(o )) Somethings coming. . .and I don't know what it is

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( ^ ))

No problem. It is my main job after all (and it pays well might I add)

wait hold on

THERE'S A SNOMVERSE????

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - ))

Yeah? You haven't seen 'em because I've been collecting them and deactivating them and putting them in safe keeping so the wrong hands don't get a hold of 'em

wait hold on

THERE'S A SNOMVERSE????

[snom-with-a-nuke]

cc( - ))

Ugh, give me a bit. Fixing up the nukes so that they don't get set off by the one nuke we still haven't deactivated.

wait hold on

THERE'S A SNOMVERSE????