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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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to anyone who has ever been nice to me:

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Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude

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honestly i never thought the phrased “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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LGBT (llama, goat, bison, tapir)

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I HATE BEING ON TIME I NEED TO BE AT LEAST TWENTY MINUTES EARLY TO EVERYTGING OR ELSE MY BRAIN SHUTS DOWN LIKE HUNTED PREY

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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wet rat

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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses