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So I did a thing today. Suppose I officially need to adult now. #brandnewcar #mazda #sogrownup
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just girly things: not being able to determine if a man is being nice to you because he’s sincere and views you as an autonomous human being or if he’s being nice to you because he views you as a conquerable object
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“describe world history in a few words”
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firefighters: what seems to be the problem sir?
me: it's ... lit
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When you're equal parts stressed/chilled, but it doesn't matter all that much because you're feeling cute and casual and have smashed your two of the four assignments you've submitted. #uni #qut #kelvingrove #blackmilk #bmbasketcaseshorties #freckles
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Dinkelsbühl, Germany (by Alex Kiasch)
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Gladiator (Vine by Senan Byrne)
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Edinburgh, Scotland (by Giuseppe Milo)
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Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?
Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.
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someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*
me:

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“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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Rest In Peace, Prince (7th June 1958 - 21st April 2016)
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