Text


pretend this caption is deftones lyrics
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
havent uploaded a pole vid in a while 💃
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
These monkey mids got me ripping ladies faces off at the laundromat
201 notes
·
View notes
Text

can i come over and stare at you like this
65 notes
·
View notes
Text
meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
100K notes
·
View notes
Text
waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
*beams hardcore problematic kinky lesbian sex directly into your brain*
11K notes
·
View notes
Text









got a heavenly body, and im a devil in the sheets ❤️🔥
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
118K notes
·
View notes
Text


got a little tied up last night 🎀
28 notes
·
View notes