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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

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i need to take all my nerves out of my body and wash them in the most relaxing bath ever to be bathed. and. and just leave them there. for a while.

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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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It's still terrifying to me that it wasn't enough for people that Palestinians were human beings. That - for many - the only way we could get people to take action and care about our genocide is if we relayed to you how some of us are similar to you in some ways. Look! Some of us are trans, queer, disabled, autistic, etc... everything under the sun that we managed to find that could make you care about us.

It wasn't enough that there was a group of human beings rounded up and locked in an open air prison behind massive impenetrable walls while being starved, bombed, and sniped 24/7. This is an atrocity the likes of which is not happening anywhere else in the world. And yet instead of people's horror at something atrocious happening to human beings we had to market ourselves to you for maximum palatibility and relatability for some of you to take action. It makes me sick to think about for too long. It feels violating and degrading and dehumanizing. Genuinely for me there is no bigger indictment of liberal identity politics than this.

If 'leftists' can't find it in themselves to care about the most simultaneously persecuted, surveilled, and heavily bombed population on the planet unless enough of them identify with labels appealing enough to a Western 'leftist' audience, it is a demonstration of how much Western 'leftism' amounts to nothing but self-serving feel-good, vibes-based politics.

This isn't 'solidarity'.

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trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going