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Another sad case of people doing something for the money instead of for the love of the game 😔

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“We’re short staffed” damn that really suck for u cause my staff is massive. Like huge. It’s been compared to the Washington monument. I trip over my staff when I walk

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Worst part of being a trans guy is that when I go on t I won’t be able to do a blood curdling horror movie shriek anymore :( guess who has two thumbs and is being brutally murdered right now? You probably wouldn’t have guessed me because i can’t scream!!!!!

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I don’t think I should be have to share the bathroom with anyone who just feels like walking in. I simply don’t feel safe with certain people around. I think tall people should have to use their own separate bathroom. What if they look over the stall and see me while I’m shitting all vulnerable like??? What if they reach their long gangly arms overs the stall and point and laugh at me??? what if after they’re done laughing at me they steal the toilet paper??????

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People keep saying this George guy has got a w bush but I won’t believe it till I see it

#dont believe everything u see on the internet kids 😎 #internet safety is cool #my bush is probably better than his anyway

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How do some people magically trick themselves into thinking a completely bland show is some spectacular art piece???? cause I’ll see some amazing fanart and hear someone say “people think this show is just for kids but it’s actually extremely layer and has amazing storytelling or great social commentary” and I think sick! This is gonna be a really good show that people just don’t take seriously cause it’s a cartoon and sometimes it is like gravity falls or something and sometimes it’s not amazingly profound like I heard but it’s still enjoyable but sometimes it is EXACTLY what people say it is just a show for small children. And I’m sitting there pissed off cause I was promised gravity falls or Scooby Doo and instead I just watched what is essentially paw patrol,Dora the explorer and peppa pig blended into one meaningless flavorless gray sludge!!!!! LIKE WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME???? THERE IS ZERO REASON TO DO THIS! NO ONES MAKING YOU WATCH THIS SHOW!!!!! NERD OUT OVER LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE 🙏 🙏🙏

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Fleas.

I’ll train them with vials of my bloods and a little clicker. I’ll collect all the plague fleas and train them to descend upon my enemies. Youre taller than me? Plague fleas! You don’t like my fantastic music taste? plague fleas! You hate on of the shows I’ve become emotionally attached to? Guess what? PLAGUE FLEAS!!!

you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning