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[snowbearyy]

The brothers falling for a DN joke

This was in my drafts and I figured I could just post it since i can't write anything this week. this is just crack idk 😂

Lucifer

While you're helping him sort out student papers, you get a mischievous idea

"Lucifer, do you have Candice's paper?"

"Candice who?"

"Can dis dick fit in your mouth?!"

You see your life flash before your eyes

Run

Immediately

You're never going to be fast enough and when he catches you, you get a long lecture

But it was worth it

Mammon

You're hanging out with Mammon as he's counting his money from his latest winnings at the casino

"You know, they've got a lot of good casinos in Sugon."

He perks up, "Sugon?! Where's that?"

"Sugon deez nuts!"

Confusion flashes over his face for a brief moment before he bursts into laughter

Now, he is going to look up every DN joke he can find

You two will be trying to get each other all week

Levi

You and Levi are hanging out in his room. Just a typical day. He begins talking about all the cosplay conventions he wants to attend and you get an idea

"Are you planning on going to Saw Con?"

"Saw Con? What's that?"

"Saw Con deez nuts!"

He immediately turns bright red

He's so mad at himself for falling for it

"MC.... why....."

Satan

You and Satan are in the library. You notice he's reading a book about diseases, so you can't pass up this opportunity

"Did you hear about the Ligma outbreak last year?"

"Ligma?"

"Ligma balls!"

He doesn't laugh for a good 10 seconds

It's kinda awkward

But then he chuckles

"You're so immature."

He plans on trying to trick Lucifer with this later, though

Asmodeus

You're in his room. He's painting your nails, talking about this new polish he loves so much.

"Do you have the new Dragon brand, though?"

"Dragon? I've never heard-"

"Dragon deez nuts across your face!"

He looks stunned

He stops painting

"MC!" he yells

You can tell he's trying to be mad but his smile says otherwise

He playfully slaps your arm

"That's not funny!"

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was complaining to you that he was hungry and

"Do you like Wendy's?"

"Yes!"

"When deez nuts are in your mouth!"

He's confused

"You're... getting me nuts instead?"

"No- it was a joke"

"Oh... are you getting me Wendy's then?"

"... sure"

Belphegor

You didn't think he'd fall for it unless he was half-asleep, so that's when you decided to strike. You shake him awake

"Belphie? Did you hear about Bofa?"

"Huh? Bofa? What are you talking about?"

"Bofa deez nuts!"

He doesn't respond for a second

But then he sits up and glares at you

He tries to grab you but you run away

Revenge is coming

[snowbearyy]

Got all the matchups in my inbox done! I'll be busy all week, so I probably won't post anything. But after that, I'll be sure to get those 2 requests done and then open my inbox back up!

[snowbearyy]

Could I request a match up?

I'm:

🧡a Virgo sun

🧡a cancer moon

🧡Scorpio rising

🧡nonbianary (any pronouns except it/its) bisexual/biromantic

🧡5'9 height 200lbs, brown hair cut short as I have a tendency to shave it all off as soon as it bothers me.

🧡diligent in my work so that I might take pride in the results but anything outside of whats been assigned to me i will put off so that I might nap, draw, sing, or go out with friends. I prefer to sleep on my time off though as I am consistently fatigued.

🧡incredibly personable and great with new faces. It is a running joke around my friend circle that I have permanent advantage on all real life charisma rolls. My social battery runs out quickly but I am very good at using the time I have. It is one of my bigger strongsuits.

🧡my largest weak point may be my constant fatigue. I do my best but it take a lot of time to recharge and not very much time to burn out. Next to that is my need for attention. I am pretty I am hard working. I'll earn it if need be but I need it. Also incredibly impulsive. I can help you control your impulses but I am often completely unaware of my own impulse driven actions until I've carried through.

🧡I'm very funny. I'm speaking formally now because I'm tired but out and about I'm known for my quick wit and joking remarks. I need someone to match that energy.

I match you with... Lucifer!

Loves how hard-working you are

He's very impressed with your charisma. And very grateful for it. His brothers are a bit of a mess so he's glad you're charming

He won't disturb you when you're resting

He's busy a lot, but he'll give you so much attention when you need it

The banter between you two would be hilarious.

[snowbearyy]

Hi~ May I ask for a matchup for obey me please? Thank you in advanced~! My pronouns are she/her/they/them, I am a 5'1" a bit more fluffy, ambivert, I am a taurus. I am fair skinned, with curled blonde hair. Blue eyes with central heterochromia. My personality is quiet and kind. I'm aloof at the beginning but shine when I open up to specific people. I spend alot of my time writing and creating things, digital art in coloring. I am music obsessed and spend more time with headphones on getting lost in my own world. Strong-minded and a hidden prank streak. Unintentionally funny at times, (Things happen), favorite foods include sweet things, making my own meals and pastas, trying different coffee and drinks out. I have a huge collection of different teas. I dress more casual, always in comfortable stuff, suffer horrible allergies, and play either games or do digital art as well. My love language is face rubbing, I sing and dance when no one is watching, I sing actually really nice... I look for someone who is kind, but reserved where it matters. Able to allow me to relax entirely around them and do my hobbies but able to pull me away and remind me to eat and take care of myself. I space out and it takes me a while to come back and having someone who can just rest their head on my shoulder and let me daydream is nice. I have a special talent for helping soothe the minds of others, and giving guidance to those who need help.

I match you with... Belphegor!

Pulling small pranks on the other brothers is a fun activity you do together

He loves it when you sing him to sleep. Your voice relaxes him more than anything

He would be very observant when it comes to you. He'd be able to notice if anything was off

Relaxation guaranteed👍

[snowbearyy]

hello, how you doing? I'd like to request matchup please :) (brothers + dateables)

I'm a non-binary bisexual (going by all pronouns).

I'm a ambiverted person, so depending on the social situation i can be extroverted or introverted. When I'm with my friends, I get all animated, trying to get the people I like and care to laugh. They say I'm a sympathetic, curious, thoughtful, smart, funny and loving person.

I like art, manga, listening to all kinds of music, mythology, space, mockumentaries, sitcoms. I don't really like getting in conflicts, to be treated like someone inferior, people who won't let me talk, the list is kinda big lol.

My main receinving love language is quality time and second is physical touch, and my main giving love language is words of affirmation and second physical touch.

My whole aesthetic is black clothing, I do wear some colors but most of the time is black, I also love doing eyeliners of all shapes and colors.

I'm a good listener, I like to be there for people when they need to talk about something, whether it's their problems or just small talk. I try to relate romantically with people that I can count on and trust, to be able to show my weakest sides, to make me laugh.

I match you with... Mammon!

He loves your humor. You two could spend hours laughing together

Would be really into all the things you like. Show him all your favorite things!

You'll get a lot of quality time with this guy because he will never want to leave your side😂

He's constantly being put down, so your words of affirmation make him the happiest demon in the world

Your aesthetic is so cool to him. Each time you do something new with your make up, you can guarantee he'll be taking a million photos

You two can definitely be vulnerable around each other

[snowbearyy]

Hello it’s a pleasure to meet you and I hope you are having a wonderful day! I was just wondering if I could put in an application for the Match up! My pronouns are she/her and I’m 166cm/ 5’5”. I’m an Infp and although I’m introverted most of the time I still love to talk to people. I’m pretty good at school in general but I’m not much one for sports. I love to draw and cook a lot. I love to also create short cheesy little movies and bring my imagination to life. Thank you and have a good day!

I match you with... Satan!

His favorite dates are ones where you spend a relaxing evening cooking a meal together

He admires your creativity

To me, Satan seems like the type of person to have an appreciation for the art of film. So I think he'd be very impressed with your projects

[snowbearyy]

Hi hi! I would love to request a match-up please. 💜 I'm ace, INFP-T and my zodiac signs are both Aquarius and Pisces (cusp!). I'm around 5'8", my hair is dark brown and my pronouns are she/her/them/they. My favourite colours are emerald green, cerulean blue and indigo!

I've had really bad anxiety all of my life but have recently made strides to improve and overcome it as best as I can. I'm an introvert and like to spend a lot of my time alone, but will also have moments where I really need some company. I'm an avid writer and artist with a uni degree in literature, plus I really enjoy going on long walks outdoors, especially with my dog.

I do suffer from claustrophobia and an eating disorder that means I eat very very little - the latter I'm doing my best to work on. My friends consider me the 'therapist' friend despite the fact I'm seeing a therapist myself. I try to be as supportive and kind as possible but won't be afraid to be brutally honest if absolutely necessary.

I hope this is okay and I included enough - I tend to get nervous and ramble. Thank you for answering this; if not thank you for reading anyways! I hope you have a nice day.~ ✨

I match you with... Simeon!

He's very encouraging and supportive in you journey to overcome anxiety

Since he's a writer himself, he's always super interested in and impressed by your work

You don't need to be the therapist around him. He'll listen to you whenever you need and support you just as you support him

He also loves your honesty

[snowbearyy]

Ok I'm so sorry😭 Some stuff happened recently and I haven't been able to focus on requests. I'm going to close matchups for a little bit just so more people won't have to wait. I'll try to get them done as quick as I can😞 I'm still figuring out this whole.. having a blog thing so I'm not sure how it's supposed to be done.. or if I'm doing it right.. Thank you all for bearing with me, anyway😭

[snowbearyy]

(cont'd) Personality and interests: (INTJ 5w4) I'm a tired, but determined engineering student. People say I'm intelligent, sarcastic at times (although people say it's hard to tell when I'm being sarcastic), and polite. I don't really show that much facial expression, but I do have a bit of a short fuse.

I match you with... Barbatos!

He admires and respects your work ethic and intelligence.

Loves how sarcastic you are and he'd be able to tell when you're being sarcastic

Has an appreciation for hard work, too

He'll support you in all your endeavors and help you along the way

Thanks for the request!

[snowbearyy]

can i have a matchup 🥺 I love your works btw, it always makes my day when I see a notification with ur blog name on it 💓 oh, and if you ever get mean anons, just tell me ☺️🔪

I'm 19, I go by she/her, straight, infj, virgo.

I'm a huge bookworm, usually I read romance or fiction. I enjoy watching anime, musicals, tv shows. I also enjoy deep conversations with someone, where we can just talk and talk for hours.

I'm a bit insecure, shy, but I can be bold and outgoing if needed. I'm affectionate, and value friends and family. I want to make people feel appreciated and loved, but sometimes it might seem annoying when I do it. I love giving hugs, and I can open up very easily to someone (not if I just met them though). I can't seem to keep my emotions in check sometimes, I'm a big ball of emotions.

Finishing tasks is a must to me. I hate when I see something on my to-do list, so I usually finish it very quickly. I don't procrastinate, maybe once or twice. I am seen as a responsible and reliable person because of that, when in real life, I'm not lmao.

My parents are sort of strict, so I've never been in a relationship :( VERY new on the relationship thing. I'm sometimes scared that my future s/o would leave because I'm too emotional and all over the place. They might not have enough patience. But, aside from the emotions, I promise I'll be a good one! I don't keep secrets of myself very nicely, so you won't even need to ask about something. I love communication in the relationship. I'll also be very happy to smother you in hugs and kisses. Expect a lot of cuddles and praises! You'll feel appreciated, I can guarantee that :)

okay, suddenly this ask turned into an ad for my future partner 😂 sorry bout that :) thank you for listening to me rant about myself (I promise I don't do that irl). love you 💓 also, take ur time :) im okay with waiting.

one more thing, sorry if the ask was hard to understand. english isn't my first language :) buhbye 💓

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I match you with... Diavolo!

Your personality is so sweet, I think you'd be perfect together!

He loves cuddles and praise, he would never get sick of it

This man wants to talk to you for hours.. at all hours of the day

He often gets in trouble because he would rather be with you instead of doing his work

You'll never be too much for him!

Thank you for your request! Your kind words made my day😚🥰❤

[snowbearyy]

May I have a match up? I'm nonbinary (they/she pronouns) and bi, I have roughly shoulder length (dyed-)dark red hair. I'm a libra sun, moon, and rising. Im an ISTP and 9w8; aesthetically, I take inspo from "gothic" things, esp when specifically focused on the 17-1800s. I enjoy reading (I'm a big fan of gothic/romantic lit), i also enjoy making pottery, and I listen to music all the time. I sing along often as well. (I think I may have to do two parts, my apologies ) 1/2

I match you with... Solomon!

I feel like he'd appreciate your aesthetic

Would participate in all of your hobbies and teach you so many things, as well.

Loves discovering new things with you

Your collections are so interesting to him

I think he'd be a cat person, too

He'll give you space whenever you need it, no questions asked

[snowbearyy]

Hiii could I please get a matchup? Preferably with a male pls. Pronouns she/her. I am 5’4, an ambivert and a Latina. I have pale skin, mid-length brown wavy hair with bangs, and hazel eyes. I am described as someone who comes off as cold or aloof when I’m around people I don’t know. After getting to know me, I am the complete opposite. I’m just a bit shy at first lol. My friends have told me that I give good advice but like to joke about my stubbornness. I like to make people laugh and try to make the best of any situation. However I have a hard time expressing my emotions. I’m also described as easy going and fun to be around. I love animals especially dogs. I am a hip hop dancer and love to perform. Enjoy reading and playing video games. I love music especially hip hop, rap, & reggaeton. I also love to write music/poetry. I never show anybody though since I’m really shy about it. I really like drawing and painting. I can be playful and love to tease my friends. I also really like to eat and travel. I am a bit of a homebody but I enjoy hiking. I really enjoy having deep conversations. I can’t stand people who bully others and people who are fake. I like to be honest and helpful in any way I can. My style is usually anything comfy/casual and I don’t really like wearing skirts or dresses. I speak English and Spanish (learning Japanese & Portuguese). I would love to learn ASL one day as well. I enjoy watching crime investigations. I don’t really any fears, just not being able to accomplish my goals/dreams. I tend to daydream a lot and I’m also a big procrastinator 😭. I would say my love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch. I’m usually really cold towards the person I like lol. I tend to be a bit jealous/possessive in a relationship, not in an unhealthy way though. Just wouldn’t match with someone who is very flirty with other people lol. What I look for in a partner is someone that is selfless, mature and has depth to them. Also if they are really accepting because I’ve never had that growing up. Thank you so much!! 💘💘💘

I match you with... Beelzebub!

He admires your optimistic attitude.

He'd be able to understand your emotions even if you don't express them.

He wouldn't pressure you to show him your music or poetry, but he's so amazed by everything you do!

He would travel anywhere with you. And trying out new restaurants along the way is a must.

Selfless, mature, and accepting! I think he fits that description pretty well😁

[snowbearyy]

Hello! Please may I request a match up?

I’m 5 foot 8, chubby, have dyed green hair, glasses and snake bite lip ring piercings. I also have multiple ear piercings.

I’m quite a laid back but polite person and tend to be quiet unless I’m familiar with someone. Once I warm up to you I can have a dark sense of humour. In my spare time I enjoy breeding budgerigars, trying new types of tea, growing herbs for cooking and baking. I like all kinds of animals and enjoy mystical things like crystals and tarot. The one thing I don’t like is spiders!!

My ideal date would simply be having a chat over a cup of tea accompanied by cake I’ve baked myself.

My giving love language is through physical touch, acts of service and gift giving as though I’m not very good with words when it comes to feelings, I am very cuddly and I love to spoil my partner with presents.

In a partner I look for reliability and affection.

I hope that was enough info for you! Thank you for your time and good work on the blog!

I match you with... Barbatos!

He would have a dark sense of humor, as well, so I think you'd get along great

Of course, baking, cooking, and tea are shared interests of yours

His love language is acts of service, so he'll understand all of your affections. He's always doing things to help you out

He'll insist you don't need to buy him gifts, but seeing how happy it makes you, he won't tell you to stop. He'll treasure everything you get him😊

Thank you very much!!❤

[snowbearyy]

Hi! I’d love to get a matchup with one of the brothers if you’re still working on those! No worries if you’re busy or it takes a while!

My pronouns are she/her. I’m 5’4 (164cm) with long reddish-brown hair that reaches a little above my mid-back. I also wear glasses because I’m pretty near-sighted.

I’ve always been responsible and a really great student, but I tend to take on so much that I ignore my wellness to keep up with everything. When I set my mind to do something I’m really determined and tend not to give up until I’ve reached my goal. I’ve been told before that I can be a bit bossy and kind of a control freak (which if I’m being honest are both probably true). I always try to be there for my friends whenever they need help and provide support in whatever way I can, though I think I can be a bit selfish sometimes. I also can find it hard to open up to others when I’m struggling and tend to try and handle everything on my own. I have a tendency to either bake or clean when I get upset.

My friends and family are some of the most important things to me and I find it a lot easier to relax when I’m spending time with people who I’m close to. I’m not the most outspoken when meeting new people, but when I’m around people I’m close to, I’m pretty talkative and find it easy to make jokes and laugh. I can be a little bit of a mom friend sometimes, but I tend to be a lot less serious around my friends and much more lively.

When I have time for myself I really enjoy relaxing while watching tv or movies, reading, playing games (especially otome, farming sims, and the Fire Emblem series), shopping, and cross-stitch. Romance and mystery are my favorite genres in tv, movies, games, and books and I love when they have a big plot twist or something really thought-provoking I can discuss with people I know.

Thanks so much for doing this! I hope that wasn’t too much info and that you’re having a great day!!!

I match you with... Lucifer!

He admires that you're responsible and a good student but he won't allow you to jeopardize your health!

If he notices you're overworking, he'll practically force you to take a break and help you in any way that he can

He likes it when you're a bit bossy. Nobody really bosses him around so it's kind of refreshing

Your mention of farming simulators is making me headcanon that Lucifer would be really into them😂 I can just imagine him playing those games for hours

Life can be stressful so no matter what, he makes sure every date you go on is relaxing in some way

Thanks for the request! I hope you have a great day too!❤

[snowbearyy]

Hello could I have a Obey me matchup?

My pronouns are she/they.

I'm a introvert person, I rarely open up to my friends and I have a special spot for that person.

I'm really supportive friend tho, I really like to help the others and I love hugs ^^

I love drawing, reading and watch anime.

I live to drink soda, eat sweets and sleep all day.

I'm literally blind, because I stay too much time looking at the screen.

My I could define my aesthetic as indie/vaporwave.

I hope this isn't too much qwq

I hope you'll have a great day!! <3

I match you with... Levi!

You're both each other's special person😊

He will be just as supportive of you as you are of him

When the screens get to be too much, you both just lay down together and have nice conversations

He'll quickly come to love your hugs and ask for them all the time

Thanks for the request! Hope you have a great day too❤

[snowbearyy]

May I request a matchup please? I’m non-binary, and I have short green hair. I’m a Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon & Rising. I’m an INTP-T and 5w4; and I take inspiration from chaotic academia. I enjoy swimming, and going for walks, the rest of my time I’m a hermit; knitting, jamming to music, science, collecting weird things like a magpie, spending way too much time on the internet, and collecting weird/cursed knowledge. Thank you ~

I match you with... Satan!

I get a lot of chaotic academia vibes from him too

He tries to be well put together, but have you seen his room?!

I can imagine you two doing a lot of cozy hobbies together

Picnic dates in flower fields, art classes, coffee shops, cat cafes

He loves all your weird collections and he'll help you add more, too

And cursed knowledge is his favorite thing. Tell him all that you know