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Okie dokie so the original myth on the wiki page says abducted and raped

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

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Wait what? What happened?

lol @ terfs rushing to defend c*ntrapoints (it's because they're both racist and antisemitic and disrespect trans women)

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My friend and I are having an argument over which is better, Neon Rainbows, or Pastel Rainbows. If you think pastel rainbows are better 

reblog this post

if you think neon rainbows are better, reblog this post

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11 year olds be like: what'd you ever do to change the world?

All the other 11 year olds: wooooooo so deep man

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Love it

fucking dare you to go read my bio

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Actually though I have a copy of the boy scout handbook from the 1950s (UK) which is very helpful in survival tactics but I also have a copy of the patrol leaders handbook by John Thurman which has a a shit ton of tables in the back to help with identifying trees (and their burning properties), butterfly's, and birds. So if y'all are serious about your study I suggest you hunt down a copy of these tables (if you want I can scan my copy but you need to ask because the book is quite old and precious).

You know who we don’t make fun of enough? Those dudes who can’t cook and don’t wash their asscracks but are convinced that they’d be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

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Build-a-Protag

Want to flesh-out that vague idea of a person who’s been bouncing around in your dome piece? 

Here! Have a handy checklist:

Name, age

Sex, gender, gender expression

Physical appearance; how the character feels about their physical appearance

Race, class, ethnicity

Childhood experience - family relationships, friends and key figures, lifestyle, education, activities and interests

Education level, intelligence level, military service (if applicable)

Attitudes and moral beliefs

Current relationships - parents, siblings, romantic partners, friends, children, etc.

Sex life; attitude and feelings about sex

Religious background and current religious beliefs

Occupation; relationship to boss and coworkers

Hobbies and non-work activities

Political views

Main aspects of personality - introvert vs. extrovert, pessimist vs. optimist, thinking vs. feeling, and the like

What are they proud of? Ashamed of?

State of health

Fears

Sense of humor

Core characteristic

Inherent contradiction - the most interesting characters are already in conflict with themselves

In addition to these twenty items, you can ask yourself loads of bizarre questions like, “What would you write on their tombstone?” and “How would they react to a Japanese game show?” but I find this checklist to be the best place to start building real, solid groundwork that leads to a firm character, rather than a list of “fun facts” of likes and dislikes.

Two final items to consider:

What is the best thing that could happen to this character that could turn out to be the worst?

What is the worst thing that could happen to this character that could turn out to be the best? 

These bits and bobs should help you on your way. Remember: you can never know too much about your character. 

Happy constructing!

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They may have been extremist left when they first started but unfortunately that's not how the political spectrum works you don't get to just choose your affiliation and the Nazis very quickly did the whole going round the circle a bit and we're suddenly alt right. They advocated for the eradication of a whole race of people which is not left in any sense. Also extreme left isn't socialist, extreme left is communist and as a socialist I would like if you got this right.

Also I just looked it up and I'm really not sure where you got the whole Nazis were socialist thing cause I can't find it anywhere? They were National Socialist if that's what you meant? Which btw is alt right not left at all.

It would be appreciated If you could link you source please.

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

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I can solve it with more than three mistakes bitch watch me. I am God.

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For fun I ran an original play that I wrote through a plagiarism checker thinking (hoping) that maybe it got better since last time just to find out that no 1% of my work was plagiarised from a statement from trump. What makes this even better is the fact that my play is a protest piece about the sexualisation of LGBTQIA+ people.

me, not having plagiarized anything on my history paper but still stressing out about having to turn it in on turnitin.com ?

more likely than you’d think

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Fun fact: I a lesbian once said the word twink so much I got a nosebleed.

This event happened in the middle of literature.

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True, but like also I definitely didn't hear about the shit he was doing until Tati made a vid about it, so I think really it's because of Tati's reach that it is now being noticed, but I can also see the fact that she's only making the video because money is involved. (I also think there may be some feeling of betrayal in there, since she supported him through his early career)

Anyone here know what the fuck happened with James Charles because as far as I can tell he promoted a vitamin brand that is a competitor to his friends brand and suddenly all hell has broken loose and he lost 2 million subscribers in like 3 days??? And all that other stuff brought up in tati’s video seem like irrelevant topics that she’s just using to drag him out of revenge?? Like is there something I missed or is this whole situation actually as ridiculous as it seems