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Except Red Hood, who is too much of a ghost to be creeped out and too little of a ghost to feel the obvious aura of fuck around and find out. Luckily for all involved, Hood rarely throws a goon into anything other than a wall.

The Smoothie Stand

DP x DC Prompt

Danny had to run away from his home. But that's a memory that he doesn't want to remember.

He's in Gotham because Amity isn't safe anymore. With some little helpers that followed him. The blob ghosts may not have much going on in them, but they are pretty helpful when he grows the fruit from the seeds he planted.

He has put up a stand that travels to ALL of the places in Gotham. His stand gives out healthy smoothies and fudge. Not everyone orders both, but he's happy that he's giving out both healthy things and fudge from his family he would even help out with tech or emotional support (Don't remember that day, Danny. Remember what they gave you, and not what happened to them).

He's got time to spend in the living world. As his coronation is not for a few more decades. So why not spend it in a place that could protect him if he doesn't stand out too much.

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I was so sleep deprived that I accidently read the flower crown as the word god. I can't unsee it anymore, help

he's just... he's just really special to me.

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@a-scary-lack-of-common-sense's design for Spamton is. Peak. To me. I love the dead pixel vibes i want to squeeze him and I think it allows him to be More Spooky hiding in the dark

Shenanigans under the cut

He so fr has the "black cat is the void" energy and deserves to scare the shit out of the addisons with it

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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.

Art by Dylan Burnett (Instagram: @dylrburnett)

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Danny: *de-aged, sipping on a juice box*

Red Hood: *unconscious in an alley*

Danny:

Red Hood:

Danny: *Sips* On the one hand, Auntie Jazz said not to go near weirdos in costumes.

Red Hood:

Danny: Or to pick things up from the alleys.

Red Hood:

Danny: *Sips* But Auntie Jazz also said not to eat things off the floor, even though we all know the floor has the best stuff, so....

Red Hood:

Danny:

Red Hood:

Danny: Finders Keepers!

*Danny drags Red Hood home to his aunties and uncles dismay*

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i just know Jason must have been having Ra’s STRESSED in the league. his daughter dips a Wayne kid in the Lazarus pit and then trains him to the point where he becomes worthy of the fucking all-blades, and then he just is??? chilling in Nanda Parbat for a while??? wandering Ra’s base and loudly planning his scheme to manipulate his adoptive father into killing some circus clown???? there’s no way that Jason didn’t have Ra’s blood pressure through the roof. in british terms, Ra’s was Prince Philip and Jason had a bottle of sprite.

Ra’s: what do you WANT, Jason?

Jason, having just burst into Ra’s chambers holding a plate of toast: THERE you are, finally. i just needed to be in your presence to do this

Jason: *summons the all-blades*

Ra’s: WH-

Jason: cool it; not gonna stab you. just needed pure evil around so i can butter my toast.

Ra’s:

Ra’s, subtly cancelling the four bodyguards he’d just summoned: …mhm.

Jason, mouth full: anyway, you’re old,

Ra’s: …

Jason: been around a while, huh? what’s the most annoying torture you’ve ever seen or experienced?

Jason: because there’s that new Robin i need to make regret taking my place, and i’m trying to be creative about it. so? most annoying torture?

Ra’s: i have a feeling your intrusion on his life will do just fine.

Jason: aw, so supportive. thanks evil-grandpa.

Ra’s: get out of my room.

Jason: gEt OuT oF My RoOm- hey do we have any spare dynamite? i wanna put a bomb on my helmet

Ra’s: *groaning loudly*

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Dick: Does anyone have any suggestions?

Jason: Why dont we shoot the Joker?

Dick: How will that help us in an alien invasion?

Jason: It would be really funny

Dick:

Dick: Works for me, add it to the list!

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villain: who are you?

bruce: I am batman––

baby-dick: *appearing out of nowhere* and I am hungry.

bruce: ...

villain: ...

baby-dick: can we get mcdonalds after this?

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Tim: We can't tell Dick he'll never let us pull this prank.

Jason: What? Dick loves pranks.

Duke: Yeah but not the illegal ones.

Steph: Or ones against cops.

Jason: WHAT!?

Batsibs:..?

Jason: Just one sec

Jason (calling Dick and putting them on speaker):

Dick: Whats up?

Jason: Hey remember when I was still Robin and you got mad at Bruce for telling you not to flirt with the rogues while he was actively hooking up with Selina, so you let me tag along to steal shit from museums while planting cat fur you stole from Selina's place hoping to frame her but the dumb ass detective ended up thinking it was a gang of hyper intelligent stray cats?

Dick (snorting): Yeah, of course, I still send the detective a box of kittens and something of his I've stolen of his every year on National Adopt a Stray Day.

Jason (deadpan look at his siblings):

Dick: Crazy to think that was one of the tamer pranks we pulled...

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Evacuation

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I want a fic where none of the JL believes that the batkids aren’t Batman’s biological children. There’s no way they can all be as creepy and broody and serious as him without being his offspring. It’s not possible.

And a select few being super adamant about it is how Batman finds out his kids are actually, in fact, his biological kids.

This leads to a full on, all out fight on the Watchtower. Every single batkid is shouting, arguing, yelling, screaming at Batman. Because it’s not true. It can’t be true. How the fuck did Batman not know this before the JL? Why are they finding out from a shitty presentation given by HAL JORDAN of all people?

It ends with Batman sprawled out in a chair, slumped so far down that his back is on the seat of the chair, his neck bent at a funny angle against the backrest, and he’s groaning.

“I regret being such a whore in my youth,” is all they can get out of him.

Tim, Jason, and Damian are all pretty easy to figure out how they’re his kids. He already knew about Damian of course, and Tim and Jason’s moms were both from Gotham it made sense.

It’s Dick who’s fully having a meltdown.

“WHEN DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY MOM? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOM? DID YOU MAKE HER CHEAT ON MY DAD? WHAT HAPPENED TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK?”

Bruce, whose head is spinning, vaguely remembers a very tipsy night he spent with a beautiful French acrobat. They’d both been 16, it was the summer. She said she was about to run away and join a different circus, she’d been perfecting her routines with the circus she was in with her parents, but they were stifling her creativity. This was her last night in Paris, and she wanted to spend it with the cute American boy who was there on vacation.

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOM?”

“I bought her fancy champagne and clapped when she showed me how bendy she was,” he groans.

Dick has a visceral, disgusted reaction. He flings himself back, Jason has to hold him up so he doesn’t fall, and then he launches himself back at Bruce to damn near strangle him.

“DON’T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!”

This is the worst day of Bruce’s life. Coincidentally, it’s the best day of Hal’s. He and Barry are eating popcorn.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 6

Jason: hey, Nightwing, you still on this line?

Dick: *slightly strained* yeah hey, we're here, what's up? i thought you and Red Robin were on a stakeout?

Jason: yeah we just got a question, we're trying to settle a debate.

Dick: go for it.

Jason: Tim asked which terrorist attack i thought had the most 'aura', and now we're arguing over their different aesthetics.

Dick: oh for fucks sake.

Jason: now i said- what the fuck's that reaction for?

Dick: you guys have got to stop having those kinds of conversations on patrol, dude. last week Vicky Vale released an article about how Robin and Red Robin were recorded by civilians discussing which rogues were most likely to be transphobic.

Damian: i still believe Joker would be an ally.

Dick: -shut up Robin. one of these days you guys're gonna get us all cancelled on twitter.

*a few beats of silence*

Jason: ok so anyway, i said 9/11,

Dick, groaning: Hood.

Damian: what's 9/11?

Jason: ...sorry what?

Damian: 9/11. what is it.

Dick: *loud sigh* just a reminder, Robin, we're supposed to be tracking a drug cartel right now.

Jason: shut the fuck up Dick he doesn't know what 9/11 is- TIM FUCK OFF stop trying to use my com, join the call yourself!

Tim, very distantly: TELL HIM I HAVE A POWERPOINT ON ALL THE CONSPIRACIES, TELL HIM- *grunt*

Jason: -said fuck OFF. Damian we really need to have a conversation about what exactly the league's education for you entailed, because a lot of stuff got left out.

Damian: is this going to be like when you taught me about the omegaverse? because i didn't like that. Nightwing i found the truck by the way, pinging you my location.

Dick: hold on- fuck the drug cartel, Hood you told him about the omegaverse?!

*a beat*

Dick: did he just fucking disconnect from the line-?!

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Lil guy looks so tired with his eyes partially open

More of this design of Spamton, because I’m lowkey obsessed with drawing his squinty lil’ creepy eyes

My HC is that Spamton’s glow as an Addison was already slightly dimmer than the rest, so he could actually open his eyes a little to see without being blinded.

I also gave the Addisons weirdly detailed teeth because I think it looks weird as hell :)

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I love the idea of Red Hood just getting scruffed lmao, imagine if ghosts had that kind of instinct so he just goes limp or smth like hello? AHHH

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demon twins au

Except Danny wants nothing to do with the bats

Danyal has always remembered his past when he escaped the League.

He remembers everything the favoritism that Ras showed to Damien despite Danyal being the stronger twin despite him being smarter but no matter what he did he would always be viewed as last and their mother? Didn't do much to help the situation she only showed him rare moments of warmth but even he at that age knew what he was doing was wrong but he loved his twin no matter what.

That's what he thought until Damien killed him with no hesitation after Danyal was close to becoming heir.

When he woke up he saw Talia looming over him after secretly putting him in the Lazarus pits very confused on why he isn't affected but that didn't matter at that moment Danyal didn't want anything more than to leave and Talia was more than willing to help him with his escape perhaps this is the biggest act of love he has seen of her doing.

They went to America Illinois disguised as a mission as Talia snuck Danyal on the plane despite everything she wanted the only one day to be able to meet his father if he ever wished despite knowing how messed up the plans would be she knew Danyal would be willing to put his input it was just as smart as his father.

They were looking into homes when a girl that was 8 years old loudly proclaimed Danyal as her brother when the parents finally came they apologized profusely for their daughter's actions but Danyal had a gut feeling that this was the family he was supposed to go to so Talia explained that she was planning on putting her son for adoption and she was searching for families who are willing to take him in.

The couple asked more questions although they thought his name was Daniel instead of Danyal which wasn't a problem to him after things were settled him and Talia kept in contact for a bit before cutting all lines of communication and focusing on their lives.

Danny was happy with the life he was given his sister was very much a loving older sister who loved messing with him but also cared about his mental health and always made sure to take care of him when the parents forgot.

He got two amazing best friends even though he was bullied for one of them but it didn't matter they were stuck together through thick and thin and that was a challenge that was tested when he became a half ghost.

He tried calling the justice league multiple times but sooner or later Tucker and Danny came to the conclusion that their calls were being blocked somehow and were left to fend the town for themselves.

The story continues as normal until Danny decides he needs to be honest with his friends and sister about his past to which they accept him of course.

Fast forward he's 16 and has been the ghost king for 2 years learning about politics finance how to make deals how to manage the realms and so on. But that wasn't the only thing that changed he revealed himself to his parents to which they didn't know how to take it and they all talked about it a few days later after being given the silent treatment Danny was initially scared of their threat of pulling them apart molecule by molecule but to his surprise they wanted to start family therapy because they have long since realized that phantom was too alike to their son for it to be a coincidence.

All that to say of course they did make sure that Danny was truly who he said he was they even tested his soul to see if it was truly his and when the end result was that it was truly his they did more thorough research on ghost trying to get a new perspective on them and found out a lot more things. Everyone in the family went to family therapy and are slowly building a relationship and Christmas is becoming less and less of an issue each year.

Throughout that time he was considering of reaching out to his biological family but after hearing everything that the family was going through what they each did from ghosts and gossip Danny felt like he didn't want to be in that kind of mess since his parents already knew about phantom and at some point during the therapy sessions he confessed about the League of assassins so after telling his reasons to his parents why he doesn't want to contact his biological side of the family they respected it and found it reasonable.

It didn't help the Damian was there Danny was sure that he hated Damian although after so many years then he still hated Damien but it became more to disinterest and became more apathetic toward him.

However during a family dinner where the whole family is there even Ellie and Dan. Talia shows up again with a the red hood Danny that he sees reaking the equivalent of ghost rabies and Talia asked him to cure him of pit rage or at least find a solution.

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Love getting fic recs by passively scrolling

Flower crowns are awesomeee

not rlly proud of how it turned out but might as well post it

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Let the squishy in T-T

he just wants a timeout... away from everything and everyone else...