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Don't get caught up in buttlshit that you know isn't good for you, and you know exactly what I fucking mean. You are better than all that. Good luck jedi.
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May be the reason Sharks attack swimmers on the beach is because nobody likes a stranger just barging in your house in their underwear.
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What if after you die you wake up holding a bong surrounded by aliens, and they ask you if you felt it?
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♡ follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡
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tbqh this is still my favorite tweet of all time
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