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Sam is Dean’s girlfriend <3

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Are you ready to get pregnant white boy

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Sam and Dean Textposts 120/?

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John probably didn't let Dean use a kitchen knife until he was at least 7 or something. Dean probably learned to use a hunting knife way before he learned how to use a kitchen knife.

So how exactly did he cut Sam's food? For meat, for example, it's very important that it's cut down in small pieces for babies and toddlers and Dean doesn't have a knife. But he has teeth and he's not afraid to use them.

Cue Dean using his teeth to cut the meat into small pieces for little Sammy.

Sam does not remember this because Dean was allowed to use the knife when he turned 7, so Sam was 3. And obviously Dean won't tell him because that would be weird, right?

And then the trials happen and Sam remembers and is overcome with the intense desire of having his brother bite into his food for him and then feed him.

And neither says anything but if it ever comes up, they will probably combust from embarrassment. But the end point is, Sam would like Dean's spit in his mouth and Dean would like Sam to eat a pieces of him in his food.... And anyway they are weird.

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he would be such a cute activist

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all edits with sam and dean are considered a ship edit to me, idgaf what the intention behind it is

literally no other explanation

bonus points if it’s any ethel cain song

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dean and sam fucking when john calls. sam thinking it’s a given that they either stop to answer or let it ring, but dean just grabs a shucked off pair of dirty boxers and muffles sam’s moans with it. looking him in the eye as he picks up the phone, slows his thrusts. talks to dad about the case, out of breath but hiding it well. and sam thought it’d be a turn off but it’s the exactttt opposite. yah <3

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Anyway, Dean can't love somebody’s daughter. He's too busy gooning over Sammy.

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Dean would make Sam be the little spoon every single time, no exception. (He would also wake up rubbing his morning wood on Sam's boxer-clad ass, no matter if they're just brothers or more)

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MY FR COMMS ME HOW THE SOLDIER BOY TEACHES SAM TO SMOK

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just woke up from a nap and had a dream abt soldier boy and jared fuckin nasty in one of their scenes together on the boys

thats enough confirmation for me that kripke’s back on his wincest bullshit, hellers gonna be so mad when there’s no “destiel” kiss but there’s full on gay sex between two men who call themselves brothers

just saying

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you know what i'm thinking about? i'm thinking about dean asking sam to marry him, but it's like, never really taken serious. Like Dean will ask, usually during hunts while they're hiding, or while they're researching in a motel, or while they're just chilling. And each and every time, Sam gives him this "what? are you serious?" face before saying no, and Dean gives a little "well, at least i tried" face. and then one day, during the bunker era, of course, dean says "we should get married" and sam decides to entertain him and says "okay" which cause dean to look up from his drink and he's like "really?" and sam's like "sure, why not?" And dean's got this big ass smile on his face as he says "hold on" and gets up and does a light jog to his room. When he comes back, he has these two silver bands and kneels in front of sam's chair, and sam smiles, shakes his head and sighs as he turns his chair toward Dean. And Dean's all like "Sam Winchester, will you marry me?" and Sam says "I've already said yes!" and Dean takes his hand to put the ring on before putting the other one on himself. Then, after Dean stands up, he yanks Sam out of the chair by his forearm and hugs him around his waist and picks him and spins him around and they're both giddy and Sam's giggling and yeah :)

anyway, they've barely taken the rings off since and every time they stare at them, a soft smile forms on their faces :)

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sam's rough voice...the grunt...how close he gets to dean's crotch...sammy you sly dog

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this is the realest thing I’ve seen all day

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I swear that if John caught Dean railing Sam into the bed, he wouldnt care. he would just think its better, safer, and not as risky if it were a girl. he would pretend to not notice the hickeys and marks on Sam's chest, just barely showing through the edge of his shirt. he would also pretend not to notice, when the teens thought he was asleep, they would make muffled kissing noises, soft moans, heavy breathing. John would also hear Dean shushing Sam. and all of this would be okay, because they are better together as a family. John would be messed up in thinking its right or okay, but as long as strangers dont get pulled into the family business, the better.

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Sam and Dean Textpost 107/?