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House is such a weird name and we're all being too casual about it. If I were Wilson I would be so mad imagine moaning the name House no wonder he kept ignoring the man's advances to sleep with him dude literally has the most unmoanable name.

The unrealistic thing about House MD is there isn't enough people looking at him introducing himself and immediately being "Your name is HOUSE?"

Imagine you're dying and no doctors can figure out what's wrong with you so they recommend you go to this one famous dude and they're like "Oh you should meet Dr. Building he will help you"

And if that's not bad enough, his first name is Greg.

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bean winch ester

SPN fanart? In THIS economy?! Someone needs to fucking stop me

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I started on this ages ago and just decided to finish it a bit ago! It looks a little wonky but I still love it!

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please just read the whole thing

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spooky toonz and del (the youtooz) or king toonz perhaps? :3

1st request done 👊😈

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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round headed hoimits

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IT MEANS EVERYTHING

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Harsh truth, but DNI lists are not a way to establish boundaries. Boundaries are about what you do when people cross a line. It would be more accurate to make an IDI, as in "I Don't Interact" with xyz.

Even more harsh truth is DNI's attract the exact kind of people you claim to not want. I believe some people use DNIs hoping they work, but others enjoy it when people break their DNI so they can play the victim. DNI's seem to me to be more a performance than a genuine way of dealing with people you disagree with.

You absolutely have every right to not want to interact with certain people, especially if they espouse bigotry. But that's what the block button is for. A healthy boundary is choosing not to interact with people who see DNI's as an invitation to clown.

Using DNI's is your choice, but I've been online for decades and you can't impose a boundary by dictating someone else's behavior, only your own.

You can't change people but you can change how you react to them.

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😭 he brings all his friends to meals

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

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Take the character with endless optimism and put them in a scenario that their optimism can’t withstand.

Take the character who is strong enough for anything and put them in a scenario that they aren’t strong enough for.

Take the character whose pride never falters and give them no choice but to beg.

Take the character who can think of a solution to any problem and make their intelligence useless to them.

Take the character who can talk their way out of anything and give them an enemy who well and truly does not care what they say.

Break the most fundamental parts of your characters and see if they can still be put back together again.

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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