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At 5 AM

Paul: who’s waken up? Our little sunshine! Oh, you wait till kindergarten and school, we will revenge…

Richard: revenge will be sweet…

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Paul: You know, I’m sure we will be great parents together.

Richard: oh, Paulie, you’re so sweet and supportive!

Paul: see, you are 100% great dad. And I am always better, than you, so…

Richard: … shut up

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Richard: Arrgh, he pulls my hair again! I just fixed it! And it hurts!

Paul: A beanie?

Richard: No, we need to set boundaries. My sweet babyboy, it hurts daddy and his sense of beauty arrghhhh

Paul: Bet, it’s beanie time!

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Richard: What if I’m a bad dad? If I traumatise him or something. I just can’t…

Paul: Oh, dear, you’re already an excellent father. Anyway, we can open a bank account for the future therapy and do whatever we want

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What the hell is going on with Till in Russia? First, he’s announced as a participant of Spasskaya Bashnya i(international military-musical festival in September). Strange, but, well, ok. Second, he’s involved with some shitty businessman and a right wing party. The latest news is that the police came to his hotel in Tver. WTF?! Is he held hostage or forced to all these strange actions? I’m really worried.

Link goes to Russian news website with good reputation. Don’t know if it’s already in the foreign news. I can provide translation if anyone’s interested

https://m.lenta.ru/news/2021/08/28/pretenzii_net/

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Happy anniversary! I remember very well how it was in rotation on the local (the only at the time) music channel. With no internet it was the only way to watch this mv and I was completely mesmerised by it. Still Ich will is one of my favorites.

Ich Will — 20 years ago ! Directed by Joern Heitmann

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*at a rehearsal*

Till: Play Baby Shark tune instead of Haifisch riff one more time and I’ll bite your heads off!!!

Paul and Richard: we just can’t doodoodoodooodoo

Schneider: Kill us, please

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I discovered Rammstein as a 3d grader when Mutter came out. Ich will was my favorite one, eand I sang it as loud and evil as a 10 yo can make it. Guess I sounded the same))))

Paul Landers and Flake Lorenz demonstrating how Rammstein’s small, female Japanese fans sing Du hast. (Sound recommended!)

(x)

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Richard: All his clothes are 50 shades of blue((( Let’s dress him in red/green/florals/any other colour!

*On the street*

Every old lady: What a lovely baby girl!

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Wow, what an insight to the creative process! I would LOVE to know about Rammstein composing process. Well, we all know about disputes and stuff, but how ideas are born and developed - a miracle in the making!

@wir.sehen.euch

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Richard *enters the room* The WHO site says, complementary foods should be introduced at the age of 6 months, starting with puréed vegetables…

*sees Paul feeding the baby a bread roll*

Gosh, whatever!

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Paul: Let’s take this diaper of, you’ll be all fresh and free, like you daddy in his youth days. Oh, Hiddensee!

*Ten minutes later*

Baby shits on the floor.

Paul: That’s punk!

Baby spreads shit all over the floor and himself.

Paul: That’s far to punk. Please, stop.

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Baby *cries*

Richard: He just cries and cries and I don’t understand what he wants!

Paul: Guess, he wants to rewrite the guitar part for the 100th time really badly, our little diva baby boy.

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Paul and Richard *on the phone* Schneider, hi! Congratulate us, we’ve just adopted a baby!!! Any tips from a veteran dad?

Schneider: Ha! Hahahaha ahhhhh *infernal laughter turning into sobs*

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I’m a Pisces and that’s why you don’t want me in your mind

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

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That was fun. I read deity as dairy and got instantly hooked up. Which Greek milk product am I? God, deity means god🙃

made a quiz, tell me what greek deity favours you!!

https://uquiz.com/N17OGW

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Summer is blossoming in the city. An evening stroll, some shaggy buildings and plenty of beautiful flowers. Part 1