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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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this video is eight seconds long, what a fucking lineup. can the other three team up and kill piers morgan
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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
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My manager asked if I've been drawing anything recently and I didn't have it in me to explain whatever this is lol
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I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.
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in which crowley tries to convince himself that all is not yet lost, because underneath it all, he is an optimist…
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This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.
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If the paywall comes up, try to put the link into this: https://www.removepaywall.com
Posting in the spirit of not staying quiet about this.
I strongly suggest you read this—all of it, because it’s long. Lila Shapiro is the journalist who wrote the investigation into Joss Whedon btw and won an award for it, so maybe people can finally stop making this all about Tortoise Media.
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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually
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