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The Mark Zuckerberg hearing is being streamed on Twitch of all places.

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Prof: income tax is good

Me: I’d rather die

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So I’ve seen this pic making the rounds

And all I can think of is this

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2017 is redeemed!!

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i’m 9 and obama

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These people always make government sound like some altruistic organization doing nothing but good with the money it expropriates from its victims.  Why don’t they ever mention that the money also pays for:

drone bombing children

imprisoning peaceful people for victimless crimes

militarizing police

bailouts for bankers

payouts for victims of sexual assault by congressmen

blockades that starve to death hundreds of thousands of children

lavish congressional pensions

Goliath domestic spying apparatus

roadside body cavity searches

security theater

CIA black sites

warrantless searches and secret courts

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Hot Take

Paying your taxes directly enables the killing of brown people in the middle east and black people in the US.  If you pay taxes, you may as well have loaded Darren Wilson’s gun.

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‪I wish Americans would become as outraged about their government’s involvement in the world’s worst humanitarian crisis in Yemen as they did about the possibility of their Netflix stream being throttled. ‬

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We need restaurant neutrality because restaurants could charge extra for you using salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, red pepper flakes, cheese, etc. and start creating condiment packages at a higher premium to go with your food order.

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The concept of furrys is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.

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the fuck lol

The phenomenon of young conservatives being surrounded by liberalism at colleges and social media and then seriously thinking that conservatism is some sort of counterculture movement while the right holds control over every branch of the federal government and most state governments always makes my head spin

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They literally wanted to take back his Nobel Peace Prize.

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This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

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hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

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hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live