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you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

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im sick of you 'moist' hating pineapple on pizza boycotting sheep talking shit about bagpipes. white people only had access to so much ambient drone music before trans women held hands and cast the spell to turn a hare into the first synth or however it happened. im not a scientist

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try it bite it lick it spit it pull it to the side and get all up in it wear em post em might remix it eat it up for lunch yeah it’s so delicious

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ipod wrapped

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just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

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entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

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They just made Tally Hall for ants and My Chemical Romance for mice & They made a couple of other animals other music too if anyone was wondering but i dont think anyone was wondering but i will list them anyway, they made Pink Floyd for tigers, they made Radiohead for ants again, they made IGORRR and Venetian Snares for one singular gorilla who's just a bit different from the rest. They made Machine Girl for a specific type of amoeba but it was only one album and the species went extinct before they could discover more. They made The Notorious B.I.G for chickens & other farm animals. They made a new band with a name that we can't pronounce for an insect we haven't discovered yet. They made Ween for sea sponges but it's a different band called Ween that was formed in a garage during the later half of 2017, which is honestly quite a feat cause not many people are making bands these days. They made Kate Bush for herding dogs, Janelle Monae for robot herding dogs. And they made drops of water dance to the intricacies of Bach but not Mozart they find him overrated. They made Radiohead for anteaters. They made Stardew Valley meets Quake in a charming new indie game free on steam. They made KMFDM for monkeys. They made Imagine Dragons for horses but they all smashed the record with their hooves. They made Sufjan Stevens for dyoplosauri but they went extinct before they could discover it. They made Cavemen Banging on Stones with Sticks for other Cavemen. They even made Beatles for beetles, predictable as that may be.

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i like how you posted a picture of kamala harris holding a record except you edited it so it would look like she was holding an album you like:) you’re so crafty with the computer!

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when i go to the club i want to eat a club sandwich

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