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ok guys hear me out this is how anne can have a happy ending just listen

we know forgotlings is a prequel to forgotton anne right. this is what it has been advertised as and we see fig with young anne

but hear me out.

it can be both prequel AND sequel

we get all the beginning stuff but later we get the aftermath of forgotton anne. and somehow anne comes back and lives. maybe bonku too but he’s on thin ice.

hear me out guys i’m not crazy. i’m normal. trust. this is totally gonna happen. trust.

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I think one of my favourite things about Marble Hornets is that none of the characters really do anything to deserve what happens to them. All of their misdeeds occur well after they come under the influence of the Operator. Their lives just get utterly destroyed seemingly at random by this alien force of nature. It really is a perfectly tragic cosmic horror story.

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"Curiosity Killed My Beia" A comic I did for The Spinoff's Comic of the Month

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oh my god

I can keep going

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I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

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“I don’t know your friends’ fucking names!”

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Free Spirits

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Bro is tired

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The acest of attorneys (and friends)

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am i doing this wright anything agency (emphasis on the anything) thing right?

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I love tropes where a popular, beautiful person falls helplessly inlove with some random guy