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Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

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Brennan running Game Changer episode and using it to rent a castle and dress his friends in chain mail is peak Brennan

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i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

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i should be given a prize every time i hold back on being a cunt

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Imagine talking to someone who doesn't know what gamechanger is and telling them that a famous improv comedian kidnapped the son of former labor secretary Robert Reich

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long time listener first time caller do you think Canada is doing enough to proliferate pestilence

Canada is KICKING OUR BUTTS at giving their kids measles. They've got a smaller population than the United States but many more cases. We need to UP OUR GAME so more American children can experience this special disease

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it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

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THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

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The other day I met Satan under a bridge and he offered me riches and success in exchange for my soul and I was like "sure, dude" cuz I wasn't using it at the time but then he got my soul out and looked at it and he got all scared and said he didn't want it no more cuz he "never saw one that looked like that before." Wouldn't tell me what he meant.

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may you one day soon find the courage to open the tubberware container in the back of the fridge inshallah

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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

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So I want to become a teacher (will start studying in October) and I just wondered: Who was your favourite teacher and why? Or what does a good teacher do in your opinion? How does a teacher motivate you?

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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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