Emmy: Slytherin, District 1, Companion, Star Fleet Officer, Who Believes in Shelock Homes. And is a follower of many fandoms. STARFLEET SCIENCES{ LIEUTENANT COMMANDER }
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I come back to this hell site for two minutes and that’s how I find out the Queen is dead.
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valentine’s day more like sunday
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Still celebrating Skin Deep and pre-Valentines!!
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fave adventure time couples <3 (human au ahahah)
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Outfit meme!! Tagged by Drawkill ~
To be honest I don’t think I’ve made the effort to dress up in like five months lmao it’s toO HOT DOWN HERE TO WEAR ANYTHING CUTE. But Everyday is an outfit I do have and Fancy is my prom dress haha.
Anyways, I tag (if u guys wanna do this)!!! GhostlyKirie, PrincipeTuna, KlownCar, Yoritsuna, and Michiroon! and anyone else who wants to do this ye boy
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
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I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
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#a song of ice and i dont give a fuck
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Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]
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Ugh! I hate talking on the phone. Especially when I get an answering machine. Is there a point in time where I reach full adult status and it won't make my heart act like I'm running a marathon?
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