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[soda-criminal]

pretty accurate ngl

[soda-criminal]

whuh oh

one week, i now have had tumblr for one whole week woohoo, i haven't seen anything too bad ( yet )

thats one week woohoo april 22nd - 29th

[soda-criminal]

one week, i now have had tumblr for one whole week woohoo, i haven't seen anything too bad ( yet )

thats one week woohoo april 22nd - 29th

[soda-criminal]

oh good lord

made a crazy oc thingie

(totally not the one im using as an online avatar totally, i would never)

sodapop

soo, random really short guy ( 4'3, why not )

leader of some weird mafia thing ( all soda based characters, he is strawberry cream soda, also the shortest there )

wears this weird cap thing, that is just a soda cap lid, labeled "cream soda" with a strawberry on it

in this weird mafia thing, he would be more of the leading firepower leading with a battle rifle. ( for you fellow gun nerds MC51SD, slow firing, heavy hitting rifle. )

one day, his crew decides to just abolish some random nuclear reactor thingie, they plant bombs n stuff, then oh lord the universe shatters, bringing different dimensions together, like weird space rift style. no idea where else to go so ill end it here ( why did i do this? no clue. nobody stopped me so here we are. and ive had this idea for waayyy too long, if i said this to any normal person they would send me to an insane asylum.) anyways cyall later wacky internet people, dont cause too much chaos, until we meet again.

[soda-criminal]

made a crazy oc thingie

(totally not the one im using as an online avatar totally, i would never)

sodapop

soo, random really short guy ( 4'3, why not )

leader of some weird mafia thing ( all soda based characters, he is strawberry cream soda, also the shortest there )

wears this weird cap thing, that is just a soda cap lid, labeled "cream soda" with a strawberry on it

in this weird mafia thing, he would be more of the leading firepower leading with a battle rifle. ( for you fellow gun nerds MC51SD, slow firing, heavy hitting rifle. )

one day, his crew decides to just abolish some random nuclear reactor thingie, they plant bombs n stuff, then oh lord the universe shatters, bringing different dimensions together, like weird space rift style. no idea where else to go so ill end it here ( why did i do this? no clue. nobody stopped me so here we are. and ive had this idea for waayyy too long, if i said this to any normal person they would send me to an insane asylum.) anyways cyall later wacky internet people, dont cause too much chaos, until we meet again.

[soda-criminal]

are there any side effects to excessive lemonade-drinking?

please, i think im a lemonade addict, i have ( over the last 6 days ) drinken ( drank??? consumed??? drunken??? ) 3 whole (2.84 liters) lemonade " cartons?? " and may be a lemonade addict. i think the lemonade mafia are currently hunting me down.

( partially joking, i am a lemonade addict though )

[soda-criminal]

goodness

i just saw i got five reblogs what did that one creepypasta person do

good lord

[soda-criminal]

i should probably be worried.

just got a tumblr

oh boy i cant wait to see the horrors of the internet!!

[soda-criminal]

Hey youuuuu

heya

[soda-criminal]

just got a tumblr

oh boy i cant wait to see the horrors of the internet!!