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BLOODSUCKER

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made a very important change to Q

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big pants propaganda for a Twitter meme

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I’m very late to Trans Day of Visibility but I figured I should still try

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i think i'd be too intimidated walking past them on the street. big fan

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Happy Easter, Everyone!

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I've been streaming for two years! Come join me tomorrow (27th of March) for a celebration!

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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rap battle!

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Nothing more punk than someone who is in pain all the fucking time and just continues to exist.

Edit: This is about physically disabled people/people who deal with chronic physical pain

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(Assuming she still can)How can fizz drink, considering she’s a robot ?

since Fizz uses soda cartridges to supply her fuel, she definitely doesn’t need to drink.

however, bc she is modeled after a vampire, her fangs function almost exactly the same as a real vampire’s would! if she bit a soda can, the drink sucked up thru her teeth would simply be routed to the same tank the cartridges dump into!

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Oftentimes you may fluster a trans woman by talking about her as if she is a computer.

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the want to be supportive and nice, and the desire to watch corporations burn to the ground, battling on the inside like two wolves

a tale as old as time

gf: *is extremely excited abt a new non-specific property coming out and is planning to buy it*

my anarchistic anti-capitalist anti-corporation pro-piracy ass who desperately prays every day for the fall of consumerism:

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oh shit that’s me part 3

Love the new PFP, it's sick as hell!!! Bloody knuckles are always in fashion >:)

Yeah it's good!! @sodavampyr, who drew it, was like "I made a bloody version I hope that's okay" and i was like OF COURSE!!!!

also last time I forgot to share the full art so look look Maven is so fuckin cool n awesome at art <3

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oh shit that’s me part 2

Love the new PFP, it's sick as hell!!! Bloody knuckles are always in fashion >:)

Yeah it's good!! @sodavampyr, who drew it, was like "I made a bloody version I hope that's okay" and i was like OF COURSE!!!!

also last time I forgot to share the full art so look look Maven is so fuckin cool n awesome at art <3

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i just invented 10,000 nuclear bombs that never stop exploding and when the explosion radius gets to its biggest point it stays that big and violent for the rest of time. the bombs are the size of a car.

i also just invented an airplane with completely normal control layouts, but every surface surrounding the control panel is covered in hundreds of hatch release levers for dropping payloads. they are all labeled as having different functions.

i also just started an international air mail delivery service with the aim to service the most land area from the sky, which is why prioritizing hatch release levers was so critical (to make sure we dont have to stop flying to drop the mail).

i also just employed 10,000 people from the dyslexic pilot convention to man our fleet of 10,000 hatch release lever planes and we plan to start making deliveries tonight. with an internal storage capacity of 1 large sedan, theres plenty of space for plenty of mail.

i do not remember where i put my 10,000 infinite atom bombs. i remember i had enough space in my hangar for 10,000 hatch release lever planes, or 10,000 infinite atom bombs, but not both side by side. i dont remember how i saved so much space.