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going to the chapel to Pray for the humble Starling, in the hope that the Lord can save its Immortal Soul from being such an Unrepentant Asshole

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This past Wednesday I received the ash as per tradition but as I walked past a group of novices they broke out in fits of giggles and I couldn’t help but ponder what my cross looked like. I do not possess a looking glass for that would be indulging in the sin of vanity so may I ask my fellow brothers and sisters what has been inscribed in my forehead

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yeah i know we're meant to spend most of our lives in silence but i just really think the monastery should have its own podcast

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everyone tell me the best thought you had today i want interesting things to tell jesus when i pray later

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i'm not convinced some of the monks have more than 3 thoughts a day.

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hypothetically. and im not asking this because the prior asked me to find some way of making money or anything. does anyone have any talents they could show off in a monastery talent show

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to which sainte should i appeal if i have a headache

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My Rector has a Catholic Mass LEGO that has an Altar Book that doubles as a reliquary, complete with a LEGO saint’s LEGO bone.

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i have adhd (always divinely hot disorder) which is why i don't write for weeks then write lots in 20 minutes (because i'm too hot and sexy for consistency)

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the sainte-châsse just seemed really lonely up there by itself so i took it down and put it in my trunk so it could play with other habits and be socialized. anyway i am no longer welcome at notre dame de chartres

if you're cold, they're cold. put the relics in your mouth

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🌸💖⭐️🌾I LOVE GRAIN🌸💖⭐️🌾

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I am a pious and holy woman, so of course I believe in the good lords plan. However, spending time around Farnham monastery makes me wonder if He is paying as much attention as initially thought

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three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

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i love salt. sometimes i go outside and just like lick the well honestly

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three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

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i used to be very good at gambling