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Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

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“If you have time to be on social media, you also have time for…” “If you have time to watch Netflix, you also have time for…” Yeah, but do I have the energy for it? Do I have the emotional and mental capacity for it? Am I pain-free enough for it? Can I focus on it? Can I do it without leaving my bed? Can I safely do it without risk of (physically or emotionally) injuring myself by pushing past my boundaries?

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

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I may be fucked up in the head but at least I'm tucked up in the bed

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While I was fully aware that there is a new audio where the Fivey team is stuck in space jail, that did not lessen my initial confusion at this email

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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ace of hearts

1. @/references-for-no-one , 2. being not straight, jaiden animations , 3. r/asexuality , 4. koisenu futari , 5. ace of hearts, salient magazine , 6. queering the map , 7. courtney lane

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BARBIE (2023) a #mood

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I hate this so much.

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I've heard my wildlife ecology professors describe moose as "exquisitely cold adapted" so many times that the word exquisite instantly makes me think of moose now.

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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

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His Majesty, The Dark Lord Sauron, King Halbrand of the Southlands, the real Lord of Mordor, being a little shit.

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"...the power that dwelt there was too great for any to overcome, unless Sauron had come there himself." Practicing composition and working on some fandom ideas, as one does. :D

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This is actually an excellent article, I hadn't even linked up the general violence the non-white cast is recieving as a whole until now but it's very true with Valandil's death it's getting pretty egregious.

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when the effects of media wear off and suddenly you're just a girl in a room all over again