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Keep making myself like choke laughing because I keep imagining a Netflix documentary following Augustus Gloop 20 years after the chocolate factory incident, heavily advertised across the platform and titled "Augustus: After the Gloop" like with his face in shadow or something
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emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse
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post by @horatiocomehome / Zero Escape: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors (2009)
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Day 1 of my 999 Week subway themed series : Station Two on the way to Station Four
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Top 10 Ways to Stage Characters’ Exits That Communicate to The Audience That They Are All Definitely Going To Fuck Each Other Later
#i think about this so often#most correct way to stage the end of midsummer ever#midsummer night's dream#shakespeare
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Day 1 of my 999 Week subway themed series : Station One
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(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?
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They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening
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Got radicalized to youth liberation by being 17 and then not forgetting
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does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it
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went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"
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next Heartstrings chapter September 1 💌
#god theyre sooooo#heartstrings#pov drinking ur ex situationships iced mocha begrudingly bc it kinda tastes really good actually
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could the ugly, untalented gays please report to the principal’s office?
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