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Portugal core is Poison playing loud and clear on a random mall

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Spooky Alastor doodle

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I am starving for content, viv pls drop something

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Blitz only having good mental health when supporting others, instead of himself, is killing me inside

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the best family <3

"We aren't a family, sir!"

"We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, her? That's just Loona. What a nightmare. Serious attitude problems... She'll be out of our hair next month when she ages out. Good riddance, if you ask me. She'll never amount to anything much."

"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"

"Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!"

"Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

"It still counts!"

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"

"I love you, dad."

"Okay, not much of a talker, are you? I'm Blitzo, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-"

"I'm just worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure!"

"Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset."

"We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!"

"Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always "Oh, how's Millie?" "I can't tonight. I'm hangin' with Millie!" "I'm so worried about Millie!" And she's ALWAYS... FIVE FUCKIN' FEET away from you! It's pathetic!"

"Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?"

"Not really..."

"I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but... you said that because I needed it... And it helped."

"Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for... me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just... keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy... you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments; I'm maxed out."

"Thank you, sir."

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Someone with an eye for potential. Now you wanna keep working for peanuts, or do you want to shake things up?"

"I'm done. I don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-"

"Uh, it's ghost-fuckers"

"I wasn't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay... So look, you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but I gotta get this job done!"

"Fine! Who needs you anyway!? Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!"

"We're just Wrathians, Blitz. Muscle. It's all we're good for, all I'm good for. It's why you hired me. Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here? Demons like us ain't cut out for this."

"Uh... fuck you!"

"What?"

"Millie, I have spent too much of my time, energy, and holes into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit. I brought you into this company for a reason, okay? You're tougher, smarter, and frankly more capable than anyone I've ever met in any ring..."

"Look. What I said earlier, you've just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof and, I guess I never realized how much I depended on that. I didn't know how to react to you being reduced to…Bethany. But I should've respected you like you always do for me. I'm sorry."

"NO! Not them, Your Highness! It was me, it was all me, okay? Y-you can't expect to teach anyone a lesson by killing all of us!"

"You dare try to tell me how to PUNISH!?"

"Look, all that Hell is gonna see is you executing imps who are just trying to do their job! I'm the rogue here, not them!"

"Blitz, what are you doing?"

"Your Highness, please. Blitz just--"

"Moxxie, stop."

"Blitz, I can't let you-"

"This big red bitch never planned on hearing us out... Just... just take care of Loona for me."

"I love you, guys."

"Sir-sir, you're here!"

"Dad!"

"Don't you ever do that to me again, you fucking idiot!"

Moxxie was right, they are most definitely not a family. /sarcasm

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I knew hazbin would be in here

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NEVER SEEN A REAL DEMON BEFORE?

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Helluva Boss- Yogirt

That is all ^-^

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THE WAY I DIDNT REALISE HIS NAME WAS YOGIRT THAT'S SO 🥺

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!!

I really, REALLY hope we get to see the Hazbin Hotel characters interacting with the Helluva ones at some point. Right now, HB is probably carrying most of the lore, especially with all the Sins introduced. Like, there’s no way the Vs are more threatening/interesting than them, or the Goetia, right??

The whole class system intrigues me a lot, and I think it’s just as important—if not more—than the Exterminations... and I know the Hazbin crew have their own problems, but you’re telling me Charlie freaking Morningstar wouldn’t be interested in all of this??? She’d LOVE to have Stolas at the hotel! And it would make total sense for her to care about the imps just as much as she cares about sinners—she hates injustice and believes in second chances more than anything! Plus, isn’t the I.M.P HQ in the Pride Ring too?? Because, let's be real, EVERYONE at the Hotel would be digging this shit up and the trial was being covered by the news, so...

Ah, amazing episode, but seriously, an eventual crossover between both series would do WONDERS for the Hellaverse, hopefully Viv gets the chance to do so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

I'm thankful for the Luci breadcrumbs, at least :,)

(Btw, is this happening before or after the battle with Adam?)

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The throne compensates for the growth☝️

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he's adorable and he hates andrealphus, this guy is all right 😊😊

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I celebrated fr

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IT WILL BE POSSIBLE, I BELIEVE.

Always second place 🔥

I like drawing them hehe

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Idk but I'm highly obsessed with him

BECAUSE WHY IS THIS TINY DEMON ABLE TO CALM SATAN

ARE THEY LIKE, THERAPY ORDERED?

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They do look like they know he’s full of shit.