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for the ask meme thing, you should do 52!!

thank you for sending something in!

52. do you like bugs?

-i do like them, i try to never kill them unless it’s a compromising situation hehe

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For the post with all the asks : 1, 5, 15, 53? (Sorry i am french it’s hard to write properly:/)

no need to apologize cutie! you’re doing great, i’m proud of you!

1. have you ever been in love?

-i just answered this on the ask i just replied to!

5. are you single or taken?

-single hehe

15. what languages do you speak?

-as of now i speak only english, but i woukd love to learn many different languages! linguistics intrigue me quite a bit too!

53. what is your natural hair color?

-it’s kind of a middle of the road brown!

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1, 7, 11, 12 💐💐 (for the ask-y thing)

hello sweetheart!! sorry it’s been so long i just lost all motivation for a while but i’m back!

1. have you ever been in love?

-i truly don’t know, but i think so!

7. what is your favorite word?

-giggle!

11. what is your favorite flower?

- forget me nots, 100%

12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?

-honesty, humor, good music taste, and respect for everyone!

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i’m baaaaack! also this is my babie boy & i hope he has the best day today

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thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts

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400 FOLLOWERS?? THIS IS FUCKING WILD I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH

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please guys??

some asks 🌿

• 1. have you ever been in love?

• 2. who is your favorite artist?

• 3. what is your favorite music genre?

• 4. have you ever had a penpal?

• 5. are you single or in a relationship?

• 6. what color are your eyes?

• 7. what is your favorite word?

• 8. do you play any instruments?

• 9. what is your favorite color?

• 10. do you have any nicknames?

• 11. what is your favorite flower?

• 12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?

• 13. do you have any pets?

• 14. have you ever traveled outside of your home country?

• 15. what language(s) do you speak?

• 16. who was your first crush?

• 17. do you wear glasses?

• 18. what is your favorite pastry?

• 19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

• 20. bright, dark, or pastel colors?

• 21. what is your favorite social media app?

• 22. what is your sexuality?

• 23. do you have any siblings?

• 24. what is your favorite scent?

• 25. where do you want to travel to?

• 26. what is your favorite film?

• 27. who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member)

• 28. who is your best friend?

• 29. what is your dream job?

• 30. do you know how to drive?

• 31. who is/was your favorite teacher?

• 32. are you a feminist?

• 33. what is your zodiac sign?

• 34. do you enjoy reading?

• 35. do you have any hidden talents?

• 36. have you ever dyed your hair?

• 37. what is your favorite thing in your bedroom?

• 38. what is your biggest fear?

• 39. can you whistle?

• 40. do you make your bed every day?

• 41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

• 42. have you ever been on a roller coaster?

• 43. surfing or skateboarding?

• 44. are you a dog or a cat person?

• 45. what is your favorite animal?

• 46. do you have a skincare routine?

• 47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at?

• 48. what is your favorite memory?

• 49. how tall are you?

• 50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received?

• 51. do you have a garden?

• 52. do you like bugs?

• 53. what is your natural hair color?

• 54. what is your favorite food and drink?

• 55. do you want kids?

• 56. what is/was your favorite class?

• 57. what color shirt are you wearing?

• 58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?

• 59. what is your skin color?

• 60. hugs or kisses?

• 61. have you ever drank alcohol?

• 62. have you ever done drugs?

• 63. netflix or youtube?

• 64. ice cream or frozen yogurt?

• 65. succulents or flowers?

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emily: after i finish eating pussy, i crush it against my skull like a beer can

hotch: for the love of GOD shut the fuck up

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I AM SO SO PROUD OF THESE BABIES!! THEY WORK SO HARD FOR US, & IN RETURN WE GET SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL speaking of 300,, thank you so so much for 300 followers?? that’s like insane?? i love you all??

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criminal minds as vines: part two yeet

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my reason for getting up in the morning:

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every single criminal minds episode

prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend

reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia 

hotch: sorry guys, we have a case

prentiss: uch

jj: seven women were found dismembered 

Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????

hotch: wheels up in twenty

*at local police precinct*

officer: thanks for coming to help out

Morgan: no problem

prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–

all: SEXUAL SADIST

hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile

jj: white male

reid: late twenties to early thirties

Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation

hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life

*in serial killer’s lair*

serial killer: I love you

woman: we just met

serial killer: STAB STAB STAB

*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*

Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl

Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street

Morgan: you’re a miracle worker

Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work

Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*

*back at serial killer lair*

serial killer: *about to kill woman*

all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP

serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*

prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl

serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*

voiceover: *obscure quote*

*back on plane*

reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart

all: *laughing* Reid 

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SNAP MY SPINAL CHORD YOU PRECIOUS MAN

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So I’m not even a guy but I’m gay for mgg I guess. Idk life’s crazy

i’ve honestly never related to this more in my life,, like if i was a guy,, i’d be so fucking gay