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is anybody left in this fandom or did we all just . die

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Guy: *sends dick pic*

Me: Thank you. While you enjoy an absolut cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.

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RPDR Starters

“And DON’T fuck it up.” “You’re not my mama. Don’t be explainin’ nothin’ to me, sweetie.” “I don’t get cute; I get drop dead gorgeous.”  “I was raised right and I will not let you down.” “Other people telling me I’m not polished enough. I’m polish remover, bitch.” “I tried to tease it, but I just pissed it off.” “You know what I’ve had? IT.” “Oh no she better don’t!” “Your makeup is terrible.” “No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.” “Flazé da.” “No. Sorry. Next.” “Whores get paid. I was a slut.” “Touch this. Touch all of this.” “Crap. Now I’m going to have to be the funny one and not the pretty one.” “Not today, Satan. Not today.” “Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”  “She already done had hers.” “Jesus is a biscuit; he’s gonna sop you up!” “The shade of it all!” “Water off a duck’s back…” “You don’t like me! You really don’t like me!” “You have this unshakable confidence and I admire that.” “I need a smoke and a nap.” “I look spooky, but I’m really nice!” “Tired ass showgirl…” “At least I AM a show girl, bitch!” “Go back to Party City, where you belong!” “I’m impressed… but not that impressed.” “EAT IT.” “Your tone seems very pointed right now.” “I FEEL VERY ATTACKED.” “This is just TOO FUCKING MUCH!”

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When I see your face There’s not a thing that I would change ‘Cause you’re amazing Just the way you are

And when you smile The whole world stops and stares for a while 'Cause girl, you’re amazing Just the way you are

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au where everything’s the same except Lefou looks like this

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agree

@softstanley i feel like this would be our muses.

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100% here for it

@softstanley okay but imagine Stanley giving LeFou a make over😍😍😍

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“I’ve been hearing violins all night.” “Anything to do with me?”

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I think they meant it When they said you can’t buy love Now I know you can rent it A new lease you are my love

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Jesse L. Martin and Wilson Jermaine Heredia performing “I’ll Cover You” at the RENT 10th Anniversary Concert [x]

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Heard this song a few days ago and immediately fell in love with it!

Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. You have made my life complete, and I love you so.

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i love!!!

Is this not them? @softstanley two, pretty, gay men gay for each other and looking at each other longingly. This is how i see our muses. The one on the right, Ben, does make up tutorials for pretty boys which reminds me of your YouTube headcanon :)

@lesdeuxfousamoureux

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netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

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Starters | Kidnapped

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here by yourself?”

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👑Royalty AU Starters👑

▸ "The coronation is tomorrow. You can't stay like this forever."

▸ "By tomorrow morning, the kingdom will be yours."

▸ "Captain _______ of the royal guard, your majesty! The castle's under attack!"

▸ "You've been locked in your room for five days, you need to act like a prince/ss!"

▸ "You gambled away... the crown jewels."

▸ "I can't tell them we're in love. A royal just can't associate with someone like you."

▸ "My GOD, your highness, what happened out in battle?!"

▸ "Did the foreign prince/ss catch your eye?"

▸ "You need to leave through the cellars. If they heard a royal ever slept with someone like you...!"

▸ "Our troops cannot fight them off. Our kingdom is dead."

▸ "We're going to kill the king."

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` ° • ✧ TANGLED SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Call it what you will… fate… destiny… ’ ’ You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. ’ ’ Really let that seep in. ’ ’ What are you getting? ’ ’ Your thoughts? ’ ’ I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. ’ ’ I could get used to a view like this. ’ ’ Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle. ’ ’ Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ’ ’ Look in that mirror. ’ ’ I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. ’ ’ Oh look, you’re here too. ’ ’ Skip the drama, stay with Mama! ’ ’ This is the story of how I died. ’ ’ Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. ’ ’ Oh… oh no… where is my satchel? ’ ’ I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it. ’ ’ It’s in that pot, isn’t it? ’ ’ I’m just teasing! ’ ’ How you manage to do that every single day without fail! ’ ’ It looks absolutely exhausting, darling! ’ ’ Then I don’t know why it takes so long. ’ ’ Oh, it’s nothing. ’ ’ Who are you, and how did you find me? ’ ’ I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you. ’ ’ May I just say… Hi. How ya doin’? ’ ’ You were my new dream. ’ ’ You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done! ’ ’ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me! ’ ’ How ‘bout best two out of three? ’ ’ Who’s that? ’ ’ They don’t like me. ’ ’ Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, ______? ’ ’ Go. Live your dream. ’ ’ Your dream stinks. I was talking to her. ’ ’ I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond. ’ ’ I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year. ’ ’ No no no, can’t be. ’ ’ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ’ ’ You know how I feel about the mumbling. ’ ’ Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying! ’ ’ I’m just teasing, you’re adorable. ’ ’ I love you so much, darling. ’ ’ Let me just get this straight. ’ ’ I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel? ’ ’ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ’ ’ I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. ’ ’ This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen. ’ ’ Fine! I’ll take you to see the lanterns. ’ ’ You broke my smolder. ’ ’ Here comes the smolder. ’ ’ This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… ’ ’ They just can’t get my nose right! ’ ’ Who cares? ’ ’ Well, it’s easy for you to say… ’ ’ The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it. ’ ’ I’ve been dreaming about them my entire life! ’ ’ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ’ ’ What’s your dream? ’ ’ Sorry, boys. I don’t sing. ’ ’ Well, I hope you’re here to apologize. ’ ’ I have something for you too. ’ ’ I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. ’ ’ And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. ’ ’ You know what I mean? ’ ’ All right, okay, give me a boost, and I’ll pull you up. ’ ’ I just… I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t… trust me? ’ ’ Sorry… my hands are full. ’ ’ I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years. ’ ’ And what if it is? What do I do then? ’ ’ What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? ’ ’ Well, that’s the good part I guess. ’ ’ You get to go find a new dream. ’ ’ That’s a lot of hair. ’ ’ Oh, now they’re just being mean. ’ ’ I can’t believe I did this! ’ ’ I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right? ’ ’ I have made the decision to trust you. ’ ’ So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it? ’ ’ Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it… ’ ’ I have a big surprise! ’ ’ Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes? ’ ’ Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me? ’ ’ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ’ ’ You should see your faces because you look - ’ ’ I didn’t see that coming. ’ ’ But I know what the big question is? ’ ’ So! Hey can I ask you something? ’ ’ Because I’m not gonna lie, that would be stupendous… ’ ’ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super strength in my hand? ’ ’ Oh. Sorry yes, just… lost in thought I guess. ’ ’ Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! ’ ’ Frying pans… who knew, right? ’ ’ Sorry! Just, don’t… don’t freak out. ’ ’ Is that blood in your mustache? ’ ’ Look at all the blood in his mustache! ’ ’ I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ’ ’ Now, I’m only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. ’ ’ A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even. ’ ’ I mean, this is serious stuff. ’ ’ But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. ’ ’ You’re way over thinking this, trust me. ’ ’ I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m letting you out of the deal. ’ ’ What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back? ’ ’ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? ’ ’ Well, I’ve gotta say, I didn’t know you had that in you back there. ’ ’ Now, I know I’m not supposed to mention the hair. ’ ’ Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog. ’ ’ If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven’t you gone before? ’ ’ Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? ’ ’ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power… ’ ’ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ’ ’ Hmm. I have magic hair that glows when I sing. ’