She/her, Em, 36Cynic. Eternal Slacker. Semi-colon enthusiast. Sohox on AO3
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Oh.

I wrote a thing about what might've happened after this.
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the aftershow was just this for 30 minutes straight
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OP says “wait…gay?!!! 🫢🤭🤗”
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
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I told y’all he would be the little spoon.
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need one of those cones they put on dogs to stop them chewing open their half healed wounds but, like, psychologically
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When you become a corporate shill, you go all in I suppose

You should probably see more things then
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Check out my YouTube page if you’re into crafts and stuff.
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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
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fuck it everyone tell me about one fanfic which has changed your brain chemistry
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What if I told you you're already good enough for everything you want right now
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@strangers-to-iowa
New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.
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I wrote this so long ago I didn’t remember it at all. This was a fun fic and I wish I had this kind of inspo again. 🩵

Fell to the Top
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It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
(my tumblr is old enough to have a tumblr 😂)
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