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Fanfiction is free therapy, except the therapist is making you suffer on purpose and you're thanking them in the comments.

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Regina George is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I heard her hair is insured for $10,000. I heard she does car commercials in Japan. Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane. And he told her she was pretty. One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome. #most quotable movie of all time Mean Girls (2004) Dir. Mark Waters

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let me save you this time

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getting max echoes and using them to summon as many friends as possible

i love my zols #my zols

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priestess of wisdom

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She’s off to save her kingdom

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people are so quick to compare kris' situation in deltarune to demonic possession, but in my opinion it's a lot closer to sainthood. having your will imposed on by a greater authority (the player metanarratively, but also carol and potentially others diagetically) with immense pressure on you to succeed, martyring yourself for a cause you can't fully explain to anyone because (you believe) they wouldn't understand, sacrificing your personhood for a "higher purpose", the themes of psychosis and disordered identity and being in a state of stress-induced crisis which were exceedingly common - and an implicit condemnation of the consequences of ignoring or recontextualising them as divine influence instead of making any attempt to meaningfully help the person experiencing them - in so-called saints, the imagery of being a cage for a soul formed of "human parts"... and at the end of it all, you were just an ordinary person whose suffering was retroactively made meaningful (and more palatable) by narrativisation and mythologisation. that's not possession, that's sainthood.

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Day 4 - Sage

I know Sidon would be a good big brother TvT

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gonna drop another piece right away just cause i can

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AMANDA SEYFRIED as LILLY KANE VERONICA MARS S01E04

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Uh old little meme from when this format was plopular

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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MEAN GIRLS 2004, dir. Mark Waters

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.