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You didn’t see that coming?

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          —ooc: sorry i'm so slow on replies today guys. i'm just kind of in a weird funk because of something that happened last night and it's not even really that big of a deal, but it kind of is to me, so i'll try to get to the rest of my replies soon, but yeah. it might take a while.

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—Wanda swallowed hard. She knew that this man was right. Her brother would want her to live a full life, even with him gone. But had he never considered the pain it would cause her to lose him? Had he never thought the agony she would feel at him being torn away from her? He might have, but probably not. She'd never considered how he would feel if she died because she never thought she would die and leave him here alone. But now she was alone and everything hurt.

          "He would. He would want me to live.           But I don't think he ever thought I would have to."

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Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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the ideal au where nothing terrible happens and clint takes the precious maximoffs under his wing (no pun intended lmao)

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“Keep up, old man!”

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are gray You’ll never know dear, how much I miss you Please don’t take my sunshine away

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roses are red violets are blue touch me again and i will end you

a poem by john murphy (via hotchersun)

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*when ppl like my posts about wanted plots/ships*

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I think I might always be in some kind of love with you.

(via adoptedgrief)

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kinda really want a main pietro. kinda really thinking that’s never gonna happen cause a) i’m not a great rper and b) i'm not that lucky.

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“… Not that it’s any of your business.”  (Pietro Maximoff)

This is my second version of this post.

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                                                  ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ

                   ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ?

                                     ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ?

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“Just wondering if you have any hospital aus?? Thank you~” (submitted by froshoyo)

“If you put that needle in my arm, you’ll be losing much more than your medical license, my friend” AU

“I’m not leaving this waiting room until I know EXACTLY where you purchased that piece of art hanging on the wall - it calms my partner” AU

“I am a surgeon, but I cannot perform under these conditions - not with who’s on the table right now” AU

“I didn’t know I was allergic to coconut oil until I went to this one strip club and now look at me - in the emergency room of a hospital on the night of my bachelor/bachelorette party” AU 

“I don’t care if it was an emergency - you cannot park your car in the tow away zone, regardless of any heart attack that may or may not occur. Oh, your uh, spouse is in labor? Still can’t park here, sorry” AU 

“You may think that my piercings and tattoos would interfere with my medical career, but you’d be surprised by my capabilities” AU 

“So, you’re saying that mismatched socks are against hospital dress code? Is this a dictatorship or something???” AU

“I keep falling asleep between operations because I’m binge watching House - it’s purely for educational purposes” AU

“I’ve cut my hair short for hygienic purposes but now all the elderly patients are asking me if I’m going through a phase or if I’m gay” AU

“Working in the experimental area of the hospital has its merits - but then again, I’m fairly certain that other departments don’t have random outbreaks of deadly diseases or go into lockdown periodically. Honestly, you don’t know how many book club meetings I’ve had to do over Skype because someone opened a tube of small pox again” AU

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 ❝——YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH——❞