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Signora

(hi res on my patreon @ cioccolatodorima)

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Found this gem on twitter.

“Everyone has UNO!”

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him

(antho preorders open in 3 days!)

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

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Need you in ways even booktok readers will get concerned of

I don't want to be a sexy door or a mafia boss or a forbidden physical therapist or a hockey player.

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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"cyno"-rientation

pt 2/2 (pt 1)

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How are my sweetie pees

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.