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Went on temu and got my three wishes

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Day 515

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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

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webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

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i bet they make kids cartoons where dinosaurs learn the true meaning of christmas. fucking idiots

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can i threaten positively. can i threaten unprecedented cheer. "i'm gonna make christmas look like 9/11" <- does that land

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when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

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FOOLY COOLY

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me if i was evil

more evil kewelkat art is on the way...

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this took far to long to make

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everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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I step out of the shower, my naked form displayed upon the mirror. An image only I can see. But then I remember the watchers. A million eyes pointed towards me. This bathroom is full of mosquitos.