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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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second option

do you think Kris inserts swears into the christmas carols at appropriate substitutions points ("fuckin' infant so tender and mild") or do they just kind of string all the swears they know into long chains to go with the melody

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WAIT DO YOU LIKE ALIEN STAGE

Ive gone insane and started assigning fears to literally everything. did you know outer wilds is the vast and the extinction and twewy is the lonely and scarlet hollow is the web. fun fact jack stauber is the stranger and will wood is the spiral and the crane wives are either the corruption or the vast or the desolation depending on the song. have you ever considered that you can assign fears to every princess in slay the princess. the possibilities are endless. Im going to make a spreadsheet of every single thing I decide is a certain fear now, this is not a threat it is a promise

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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"

girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.

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currently working on a tma au that has nikola but if she was a human and im so normal about the idea of what if the fear avatars had lives and also friends and weren't the servants of fear gods. ignore that nikola wouldnt exist like that. ignore it. imagine her happy and enriched and human

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#bsd chapter 122 and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by solanumflare

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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here it is thus far

Ive gone insane and started assigning fears to literally everything. did you know outer wilds is the vast and the extinction and twewy is the lonely and scarlet hollow is the web. fun fact jack stauber is the stranger and will wood is the spiral and the crane wives are either the corruption or the vast or the desolation depending on the song. have you ever considered that you can assign fears to every princess in slay the princess. the possibilities are endless. Im going to make a spreadsheet of every single thing I decide is a certain fear now, this is not a threat it is a promise

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id argue this is the stranger. it's essentially the not!them but with the whole of how reality works instead of one person

Concept: stage musical whose lead character can't seem to hear the music and is visibly baffled at the fact that everyone else is dancing – initially as comedy bit, but over the course of the production it gradually becomes apparent that we're looking at a formerly realistic setting which has suddenly begun to operate according to stage musical rules, and we watch as the lead is ostracised from their peers and driven to madness by the fact that they're seemingly the only one who's noticed that anything has changed.

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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New Life series! Anyone Excited?

I was just tying a new style and then it turn into me making a poster LOL (Doing the values first before doing color is life changing oml)

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can i have a cigarette

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