solelyblackhole

[solelyblackhole]

Well- at least I actually care!

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

Why not? Maybe I could help you..? I'm managing to stay on earth without destroying everything...

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

I'm.. sorry to hear that...

But... isn't there something else you could do?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

I'm uh... familiar with people killing everyday...

But... why? Did... did they do something bad?

Why do you think... killing is fun?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

I'm sorry... I would've liked to be your friend but... I don't really, well- kill? It's in the name, I death prevent.

Also, who's the two?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

B.Black hole…you can’t just call everyone cute in return…you’re going to rally the simps…THERE IS AN ENTIRE TUMBLR COMMUNITY DEDICATED TO YOU AND IM FAIRLY SURE THEY’RE MOSTLY SIMPS AND THEY KNOW ABOUT THIS BLOG, BLACK HOLE.

Though, I have to admit that I’m also a member of that community. I <3 the black circle and uh yeah go Black Hole cult or whatever

Oh, uh... didn't know there was a cult about me...?

And, sorry... I didn't know it was wrong to call everyone cute in return...

Does the uh... cult? Does the cult like me?

[solelyblackhole]

Uh... what exactly is "You know"?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

UEUEUEUE🌊🌊🌊🌊UEUEUEUEUE💦UEUEUEUEUEEUEU💧EUEUEU😭😭😭😭😭

Huh. Okay. I'm glad you find me uh... cute, sensitive or vulnerable.

Someone else also called me cute before... so I guess your cute too!

You learn something new everyday.

[solelyblackhole]

Well... what do you want to do?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

“I eat other living electronics.”

“I am not the easiest to feed.”

“Wistful sigh.”

“Doomed to be a cannibal by nature.”

-Mephonemini

Well... I know a thing or two by being doomed by nature. Have you uh... tried to eat something else before?

[solelyblackhole]

HAHA WHAT NO I DID NOT CALL YOU THE SHORTENED VERSION OF BABYGIRL YOU’RE TALKING NONSENSE SIR HAHA SWEATS NERVOUSLY WHAT

Uh... It's okay. But what does it exactly mean...? Baby girl...?

[solelyblackhole]

Wait no bbg I’m not done…HAHA WHAT WHO SAID THAT WHAT …

oOKAY SO UM NEXT IS THE FINGER PART…

I’m too lazy to get mine out of the case so we have a beautiful png I’m gonna draw on…

so obviously we have valves 1, 2, and 3!! Different combos / individuals will make different notes, the few I know being:

1 + 2 is D, 1 + 3 is C, 1 can be E flat, or A depending on how pursed your lips are, none can be B flat, high B flat, or F, 2 is E natural andddd that’s all I remember…

Wow... All of that seems pretty cool! If I ever get uh... limbs or a mouth, I'll definitely search for a brass instrument.

Also... uh... "bbg"?

[solelyblackhole]

“Mephonemini.”

“I can leave, if you would prefer that.”

-Mephonemini

Oh- well no... it's okay.

Do you uh... want anything in particular? I don't really know what to do...

[solelyblackhole]

Oh... well that's okay. I guess.

My friend digs dirt sometimes, and I find it pretty fun. Do you uh... wanna dig dirt?

Hello.

I've-a heard of you, no?

Famous preventer of death, i've-a heard.

-🍄🔪 (NOOOO BH THAT ISN'T MARIO!!!!!!! THAT'S HORROR MARIO!!!!! MARIO'S MADNESS V2 CHARACTER!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!)

Oh! I didn't know I was famous! My name's Black Hole.

...Are you interested in death preventing?

[solelyblackhole]

HELP I GIGGLED AND IT MADE ME SPILL PINK LEMONADE ON MY WHITE SOCKS AND NOW THEYRE SLIGHTLY PINK

Oh well, I’m glad you’re having fun! But uh… are your socks okay…? My team sometimes does laundry, maybe we could help you.

[solelyblackhole]

tree and fanny as a couple would they be good or bad >:)

Well. To be honest… I’m not really good in the “relationship” department. But if they’re happy, I think I would be happy too.

…But maybe that’ll mean I would spend less time with Tree…