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im pretty sure jesus died just because he was an attention whore and then came back 3 days later to check if anyone actually missed him or not
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Care and feeding of your prince includes shielding him from all dangers, combing his hair with a light application of perfumed oils, and torturing his prostate until he's comatose.
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They would like you to explain the latest extreme fights to them… again. 😂❤️
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32 degrees is far too warm for an English farmgirl, especially one too dumb to remember to buy sunscreen.
#solf rambles#a friend tried to remind me…#and yet still I forgot.#at least I don’t work indoors#sleeveless tops and tanning time!
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tops should wear skirts and bend over to show off too for equality or something *hiding the nosebleed i got thinking about this*
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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator
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