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That is until your shitstick of a brother shows up on this hellsite.

Hrng...

LIIIIIIIIIIIQUIIIIIIIIIID!!!

...

Nope. He's not here yet.

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Hey there, kid. Sorry I missed this. Whatever help it does, here you go.

hello, for the past few months, i’ve been out as trans. my mom has been calling me slurs. starving me. beating me. i’m scared for my life and i need to get out. luckily i’m 17 and my birthday is in march, but i haven’t been able to have a single job or a car due to my disabilities and my mom is afraid of me having more power than her or contact with the outside world. i have many expenses to cover. i need to buy a car. i need to buy my own medication for my mental disorders. i also need surgery on my foot that isnt covered by my insurance due to it being a “cosmetic procedure” despite the pain/spreading of my warts being so bad that i may end up being handicapped within the next year. i’m also going to need food, a place to live, too surgery, and testosterone. currently i’m most worried about having food and probably getting something to keep me warm since i may be homeless within the next week. i’m adding my paypal below. every cent helps, thank you all so much

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EDF!! EDF!!

Uh-

"Yeah! EDF! EDF!!!"

...Otacon, you scare me.

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Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid eats dirt!

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I think Master Miller said fuck in Ground Zeroes. Not too keen on those games, you'd have to ask him.

META KNIGHT SAYS FUCK

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Hm. I guess being from Konami has some fucking benefits, huh Otacon?

"You're damn right, Snake!"

META KNIGHT SAYS FUCK

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And me, plus the rest of the crew.

You’re not on your own. You have me.

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Anndd mirror-asshole is back and so is the guy that possessed shadowkirby. Are you fucking kidding me...

Huh. Sounds terrible.

Would it be bad if I said I was glad this isnt my problem?

"Yes, Snake, it would."

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Explode a Metal Gear.

Explode a demon.

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It's time for another Snakegestion: Try to keep in touch with your friends. You might never know how much you rely on each other, huh?

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Solid Snakegestion: never take hiatuses.

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Wii Dogs

Headcanon: Wii Fit Trainer owns a few Wii Sports Resort Dogs and Snake loves to visit her and her dogs

Snake: *Holding one of the Wii Dogs* What’s this one’s name?

Wii Fit: Oh I named him Frisbee.

Snake: …I am now co-owning these dogs.

Wii Fit: Wait what?

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Wii Fit: *jogging* It’s glad to see you enjoying time to exercise Snake.

Snake: *jogging alongside her with the dogs* You could anything with the best motivation.

———

Wii Fit: Snake are you okay?

Snake: *has a bunch of sleeping dogs in his lap and arms* Never been better.

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At least it didn't bit you where the sun don't shine

*shudders*

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At least it didn't bit you where the sun don't shine

*shudders*

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Ouch....

Yyyyyyyeah. It's not ideal. Still trying to wrestle one of those D-walkers from Venom, while he's still here. So much easier than walking myself right now...

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This is not even funny. I haven't been able to sit down since that last battle!

I uh... sort of see why fighting a plant isn't a good idea.

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Random fact: I've done this.

Weird Personal Facts

I wanna start a thread!

Sometimes I get in the mood to stare at cameras, especially security cams. I stare at them challengingly, like I’m about to burn down a house.

@ladystiltskin67 @crack–attack @castielloveshisdean @fstst223 @blueberryspacekitten!!! Your turn!