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* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS Send me a NUMBER for your muse to :
001. — Backhand my muse. 002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin. 004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object. 005. — Throw something large at my muse. 006. — Kick my muse. 007. — Punch my muse. 008. — Break one of my muse’s bones. 009. — Scratch my muse. 010. — Headbutt my muse. 011. — Shoot my muse. 012. — Knock my muse out. 013. — Strangle my muse. 014. — Push my muse roughly. 015. — Grab my muse by the hair. 016. — Bruise my muse. 017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes. 019. — Bite my muse. 020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin. 021. — Force my muse’s head under water. 022. — Throw something scalding at my muse. 023. — Burn my muse. 024. — Step on my muse’s fingers. 025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out. 026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ). 027. — Clothesline my muse. 028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle. 030. — Electrocute my muse. 031. — Slam my muse against a wall. 032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back. 033. — Kick my muse’s crotch. 034. — Trip my muse. 035. — Put my muse in a headlock. 036. — Break my muse’s nose. 037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat. 038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall. 039. — Attempt to kill my muse. 040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.
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marksmanmoran:
❝ Got a bit ahead of himself, yeah. ❞ Bastian nodded, glad in a way that he wasn’t the one having to tell his boss about the botched deal. It’s not like he, himself, hadn’t wanted to pull his gun out and threaten the officer himself ( he’s rather put out that Harry bet him to the punch ) but it’s the fact that it caused a problem. Harry’s temper was just as short as Bastian’s and it’s why they got along for a lot of reasons. But on a job, it had to be reeled in. And in this instant, it wasn’t. ❝ Them pigs are lookin’ at us more closely, y’know. ❞ He said while taking the offered seat.
There were only a certain few people who could have walked through the door at a time like that and not get a faceful of Alfie’s anger. He was frustrated, because his brother had been a stupid fuck, and he was tense because of exactly what Bastian said. All that had happened was getting the police to pay more attention, which wasn’t what they needed. As the other man sat down, Alfie slammed the ledger shut, a satisfying thump ringing out as the book shut, and he glared at him. It wasn’t Bastian’s fault, but he was there, and Harry wasn’t. “I fuckin’ know that, don’t I?” He snapped, “This puts us all in the shit, you know?” There was a pause, and then he sighed, scratching at his beard and chewing thoughtfully on the inside of his cheek. Bastian was like Harry in a lot of ways, but he got held to a higher standard. Why? Because Alfie said so. “Why th’fuck did you let him do it?”
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“Th’fuck do you want?” Whenever Alfie saw the tall fucker, something was wrong. Or, at least, that was how it seemed to him. Now, of course, there were exceptions, nothing in the world was black and white, and anyone who said it was was one bad decision away from floating face down in the Thames. “If you’re here to tell me Harry’s in the shit again, I already bloody know.” He dropped the pen he was holding in favour of picking up that morning’s newspaper and tossing it into prominence on the mess that was his desk. “Pulled a gun on some thick-headed copper, didn’t he?” He sighed, his brother had a habit of getting into trouble when they needed it least. He sat back in his chair, and lifted a hand towards Moran, before pointing it at the chair opposite him. “Sit th’fuck down, you’re makin’ me itch.”
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loveruined:
Once Jane got herself into a state, it was always difficult to bring herself back down. It had taken her hours to prepare for this, and that was after she’d spent days considering coming here in the first place. She simply wasn’t a confident girl. She would have to do better.
Taking a deep, shuddering breath, Jane reached into her handbag to take out a handkerchief, and dabbed at her eyes to catch the tears before they had a chance to fall. They weren’t sadness in as much as they were fear; she hated the idea that she could get found out for doing this, because she knew how bad it would make things. Strong though she was, Jane knew she couldn’t handle home becoming worse than it was.
She lifted her glass and sipped from it, this time barely wincing at the taste. “There was a brewery, too. In Fulham. And– and a couple of bookmakers, not far from here. I haven’t been to see them yet.” She looked at him properly for this first time this meeting, eyes red-rimmed. “I don’t know that I should. Should I?”
What was he supposed to do, now? She was crying. Alfie didn’t know what to do, a crying woman in his office was the last thing he’d expected he’d encountered when he’d woken up that morning, and he considered looking away, giving her a chance to compose herself. But he didn’t. He kept watching, because that was what he did, and when she spoke, he was more than ready to listen. He nodded, slowly, at her information. Bookies, Breweries and him. Sounded like a list alright. The question was, who were the others, where had the information come from in the first place, and, and he kept circling back to this one, why was she telling him? He thought, for a moment, dark blue eyes studying the girl on the other side of the desk. She didn’t have a clue what she was doing. She was a fucking mystery.
“I dunno, should ya?” He didn’t mean to be cryptic, it just came naturally. But her doubts were enough to keep his attention. A copper’s niece in a gangster’s den trying to do the right thing. “This uncle o’ yours... you know why he had the list? Where he got it from? Or nah?” He’d have to figure out who was selling him down the river. Sabini would attack his bookies before his bread, it was how the fucker worked, and he owned most of the coppers in the area, they weren’t thick enough to try anything. But in the short term, it wasn’t important. “See the trouble I’m having, love, is you ain’t asking for anything.” He paused, levelling his gaze at her, expectantly, awaiting the demands. “Now normally, people come in here with information like that and they’re lookin’ for money, or a deal, and you ain’t asking for either.” She was definitely a new breed. “Now I know you wanted to warn me that the police are looking my way, and I’m fucking grateful, Janey, don’t get me wrong - gives me a chance to sort my boys out, now, dunnit? But I’m looking at you, and I keep seeing something wrong.” He fell silent again, not that he’d exhausted his talking points, he’d barely started, but just because he wanted to give her a chance to catch up. On the other side of the door he could see Ollie, hovering awkwardly, he wanted to talk, but he’d have to wait. He was in a meeting. “A girl walks in with a face like that an’ a name on a list and you have to wonder - what’s the catch?”
#loveruined#alfie has -100 experience with crying women#boy don't know shit if it aint about rum or horses
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“Don’t try to rescue me, I don’t need to be rescued.”
Humanz Meme | Accepting | @loveruined
That made him pause. She really underestimated him - or overestimated, he couldn’t tell yet. He didn’t answer straight away, she was tough, alright, but she was vulnerable. He wasn’t used to having people like that around, the vulnerable didn’t tend to hang around the likes of him, and when they did, they were soon all the wiser. “Oh.” That was all he could say as he watched her with a bland, removed expression. How the Hell was he supposed to answer that? “Right then.” He nodded, once, “I won’t love.” The I’m not the rescuing kind was left unsaid.
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Aberama Gold was #shook
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“The fucking brown stuff is horrible, it’s for the workers.”
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Tommy, when a pikey walks in with hair like that, you’ve gotta ask yourself “Have I made a mistake?”.
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Humanz 2017 Sentence Meme
“I know more, but retain less.”
“Heard the world is ending soon I assumed that they told ya.”
“The sky’s falling, baby.”
“Don’t stop, bitch, stay focused”
“And I’m a lover, just a lover, just a lover-”
“All will come to you if you come with me.”
“Is this how it ends?”
“I’m in debt.”
“I’m just a heartbreaker.”
“Are you beside me?”
“Her response to that was just, ‘Check please’.”
“And wait for the mornin’ hangover that comes.”
“I need to step out for a fresh of breath air after that.”
“I promise to be different.”
“That’s all I got.”
“At times I feel like giving up, 'cause it feels like I’ve had enough.”
“Felt like my soul in handcuffs.”
“Got questions with no answers.”
“Provocative.”
“I just don’t know where I’m getting it from.”
“I’m gonna take you for a ride.”
“I’m in charge.”
“Take it in your heart now, lover.”
“Who even knows the truth?”
“Cold and ghosting out with jet lag.”
“Growing pains, good times.”
“Where does it come from?”
“I can’t get back without you.”
“I don’t have to take this any further if you don’t want me to.”
“I wanna spend this time with you, doing nothing.”
“Keep you satisfied, while they rob us blind.”
“They say the devil’s at work.”
“But until then, I keep my piece in arm’s reach.”
“You got to die.”
“Something was gonna happen tonight.”
“Trying to get away, but I’m trapped in this phase-”
“You always said I was out of control.”
“In the bathroom, blow everywhere…”
“Making me jealous, I wonder why.”
“She knows I’ll call her.”
“I did what I had to do.”
“I clear my system, I don’t need no other.”
“And out of the elephant’s trunk… confetti.”
“And thank you my friend for trusting me.”
“We are still human.”
“How will we know?”
“How will we dream? How will we love?”
“On a le pouvoir de s'aimer.”
“We did it before and we’ll do it again.”
“Don’t try to rescue me, I don’t need to be rescued.”
“That brought me back.”
“Too late.”
“Don’t ever look at me like that.”
“And I’m over it.”
“Why are you mad at me?”
“You’re coming on to me.”
“If this is the ego shaking then we need to escalate it.”
“Pipe down, pipe down, pipe down…”
“We’re here tonight for a very special offering.”
“Does anybody catch what this is about?”
“Well, work it out.”
“Is this how you’re healing?”
“Waiting for the world to start again…”
“See the world brand new.”
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like this for this motherfucker in your muses life (that’s a starter call by the way)
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@loveruined replied to your post “❛ alfie, if it was the end of the world, if this was the very last...”
welp guess they're goin 2 dinner
“ guess fucking so ” he still thinks she deserves better
#loveruined#ooc#he;s like she's pretty im not gonna say no but also#she's too nice idk how to be around her
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Jane wasn’t sure if it was the silence or the way he watched her, but she had the sudden urge to finish her drink. Most people drank to calm their nerves, after all, and she was pretty much constantly a nervous wreck; the liquor burned on its way down but at least gave her something to focus on, if only for a few moments.
She watched him with wide eyes as he spoke. His mind seemed to move a mile a minute, and she felt as though she were trailing behind, confused as to how he drew each conclusion. That wasn’t to say he was wrong, though. “I don’t hate him,” Jane replied. The rushed response and the way she had to check over her shoulder as though she could feel him there said otherwise. “He’s– no, I… I thought you’d want to know. About the– the– I don’t hate him. He raised me, I– Mr. Solomons, he’s family.”
Oh, she hated him, alright. Or feared him. The signs were the same. But this time, he kept his mouth shut. None of his business, right? Only she was arguing now, getting flustered, trying to convince him, and before he could get anymore information about this list, he’d have to get her to calm down. His usual business style wouldn’t work here. She was different. “Alright, alright-” He lifted his hands to calm her, “Didn’t mean nothin’ by it.” He refilled her glass, then his own, patted her hand, gently, awkwardly, and gave her a moment, “S’alright, love. Ain’t gonna walk through the door, is he? Not now.” But when, that was the question, and why? If it was straight, if it really was the coppers, he was fucked, but if Inspector Wyndham was palming some cash from the Italians - it was most likely to be the fucking Italians, weren’t it? - then it was easier fixed. “This list. Who else was on it? It’s important. Try an’ remember.”
#loveruined#hes trying so hard not to upset her while still trying to find out about this list#but also jane he can see right through you
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I know what I know, you know. If you don’t know, then you don’t fucking know, do you?
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❛ alfie, if it was the end of the world, if this was the very last night, would you have dinner with me? ❜ (y not)
Sherlock 2 Meme | Accepting | @loveruined
Well, that was unexpected. Alfie would have to admit that he was caught off guard with that one, which was probably why he didn’t answer her right away. He had to think about it. Would he? She was a beautiful girl, a blind man could see that, and she was stronger than he figured she was given credit for. Guts. The girl had guts. No. No, she’d be better off if she cut ties with the likes of him, and he should tell her that. He might have, if he’d allowed himself. “Yeah.” He said, eventually, and after much thought. “Yeah, Jane, I would.” Another pause, and suddenly the look on his face is changing, shifting from surprised contemplation to a smirk, a glint in his eyes, amusement, a refusal to take her seriously. She was a fool if she thought it was a good idea. “But ain’t it me s’posed to do the askin’, eh? Sure you’d have ‘em lining up.”
#loveruined#alfie is shook#what a question you finally managed to get alfie solomons on the back foot
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' oh, you're rather good. '
Sherlock 2 Meme | Accepting | @feminaadler
“No, nononono.” Alfie shakes it off, but his protest isn’t about the compliment, it was about where the compliment was coming from. Was he good? Yes. He was bloody proud of it too, keeping his grip on London, keeping his ties tight and his enemies close? There was no one better. But her? Oh he didn’t trust her as far as he could fucking throw her. “No, see, I’m not good. This ain’t luck, love.” He lifted a hand and tapped it to his temple, “It’s work.” He paused, watching the woman before him with the curious contemplation a child might have seeing something new for the first time. “Y’know, something here just ain’t smelling right. And I ain’t talking perfume.”
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❝ ░ sherlock s2 / starter sentences.
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !
❛ sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. ❜ ❛ everything i said — it’s not real. i was just playing the game. ❜ ❛ punch me in the face. ❜ ❛ i always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually sub-text. ❜ ❛ do you just carry on talking when i’m away? ❜ ❛ brainy’s the new sexy. ❜ ❛ [ name ], put your trousers on! ❜ ❛ i would have you right here, on this desk, until you begged for mercy twice. ❜ ❛ i’ve never begged for mercy in my life. ❜ ❛ stop boring me & think. it’s the new sexy. ❜ ❛ [ name ], if it was the end of the world, if this was the very last night, would you have dinner with me? ❜ ❛ you wearing any pants? ❜ ❛ i am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. ❜ ❛ people don’t really go to heaven when they die. they’re taken to a special room & burned. ❜ ❛ look at them. they all care so much. do you ever wonder if there’s something wrong with us? ❜ ❛ all lives end… all hearts are broken… caring is not an advantage… [ name ]. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re rather good. ❜ ❛ you’re not so bad. ❜ ❛ sex doesn’t alarm me. ❜ ❛ [ name ] always replies, to everything. he’s mr. punchline. he will outlive god trying to have the last word. ❜ ❛ i’m restoring balance to the universe. ❜ ❛ i dislike being outnumbered. it makes for too much stupid in the room. ❜ ❛ you got a photograph of me wearing that hat! ❜ ❛ smoking indoors. isn’t there one of those… one of those law things? ❜ ❛ we’re in a morgue. there’s only so much damage you can do. ❜ ❛ i’ve missed something, haven’t i? ❜ ❛ when i say run, run. ❜ ❛ vatican cameos! ❜ ❛ but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, i’m not actually gay. ❜ ❛ oh, look at those cheekbones. i could cut myself slapping that face. ❜ ❛ well, we all do silly things. ❜ ❛ yes, if i wanted poetry, i’d read [ name ]’s emails to his girlfriends. much funnier. ❜ ❛ get out. i need to go to my mind palace. ❜ ❛ well, that was tedious! ❜ ❛ you’ve never been the most luminous of people, but as a conductor of light, you are unbeatable. ❜ ❛ i don’t have friends. i’ve just got one. ❜ ❛ did we just break into a military base to investigate a rabbit? ❜ ❛ every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. ❜ ❛ we’re just alike, you and i. except you’re boring. you’re on the side of the angels. ❜ ❛ how hard do you find it, having to say “i don’t know?” ❜ ❛ you’re insane. ❜ ❛ take my hand. ❜ ❛ how do you stalk a deer with a hat? what are you going to do, throw it? ❜ ❛ is it like some sort of death frisbee? ❜ ❛ oh, i may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that i am one of them. ❜ ❛ [ name ], please don’t feel the need to make conversation. it’s really not your area. ❜ ❛ nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time. ❜ ❛ this is my cab. you get the next one. ❜ ❛ [ name ] isn’t a man at all. he’s a spider. a spider at the center of a web. ❜ ❛ well, don’t let it get to you, i always feel like screaming when you walk into a room. in fact, so do most people. ❜ ❛ most people knock. but then, you’re not most people, i suppose. ❜ ❛ falling’s just like flying except there’s a more permanent destination. ❜
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