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Zim and Bits being wholesome, Parse with a cold, Shitty drunk, and Lardo doing what Lardo does. From the webcomic: @omgcheckplease​ .

I’d also like to thank everyone for 200+ followers. From whatever fandom you’ve come across me in, your reblogs, likes, and tags make me smile.

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People are joking about how Bitty jumps off the ice to check this guy, but I think we’re forgetting that he’s literally a champion figure skater. Bitty has mad jump force. He’s tackling this guy with the amount of muscle it takes to launch an eighth grader as high as he is tall

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jack endearing himself to suzanne and moomaw by being able to stir massive amounts of hot jam for HOURS without needing a break

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AU suggestion

Lardo uses the exact level of chaotic energy needed to mix red wine and a white claw and then insist on calling the beverage a white wine

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Hockey jerseys OUT. Stretchy, capable-of-fitting-over-hockey-pads Canadian tuxedos IN

very GOOD AU actually!

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when ur gay and u have social anxiety and u go to ur bf’s house and his parents are Like That

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Motherfucking down

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Jacques Zimmermann, Beauxbatons Academy of Magic

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A gorgeous illustration by @kickingshoes​. Part of the Check Please: Year Three Kickstarter print set! Kickingshoes: Portfolio | Twitter.

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bitty: y’all’d’ve

jack, sobbing: i have no idea what you’re saying but i love you

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Check Please Characters As My High School Career

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That sound? Just my heart breaking. No big.

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first of all, ngozi rly came through with the Universal Gay Experience of being in the car while having important conversation about sexuality with a parent, so jot that down

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Jack, 19, talking to his peewee hockey kids: how are you guys

Kid: unintelligible rambling for a solid two minutes

Jack: oh cool

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not to be homo on main but ineffable husbands au where nursey is aziraphale and dex is crowley send tweet

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AU suggestion

Alicia Zimmermann is on every third commercial on TV, selling skincare that she proooobably doesn’t actually use

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there are five frogs staring at me right now