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I should be studying for my finals but screw it, here's some food for thought that I have been marinating on :

Akuze, that HAS to leave a lot of damage on Shepard, right? And of course my meat computer has come up with the idea of Tuana’s eyesight being affected (somehow) after expose to thresher maw acid. Sooooo, now she has augmentations in her eyes. Which will obviously be much more worse after The Normandy Incident(tm) happens.

And I thank the Mass Effect modding community for this :

TUANA WILL HAVE THE GODDAMN TIM EYES-

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Jenn : "Now, I'm not a cook. BUT-"

courtesy of @reallyquitestrange who designed the photos and gave ideas for usernames / who would be what comment along with @unfair-water-plane for ideas as well THANK YOU BOTH SO SO MUCH!!

inspired by the original tik tok found here

and also this transformers variant of the exact same thing

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Isaiah : "Gimme the tongue-"

“Reach” or whatever

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IT SO IS

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Worldbuilding time

The Tri-Commando Division

Codex Entry :

Created by then Colonel Metehan Tegrek in 2168, the Tri-Commandos are based on the concept of combination of the Ground, Marine and Airborne Commando Corps of the Turkic Armed Forces. The 3Cs, as they are commonly known, are specialised infantry trained to fight in all environments : Ground, air, sea and space. They are named "Tri-Commandos" to upkeep the tradition of their foundational units. The ICT generally draws their recruits for N level training from the 3Cs.

Tuana was a 3C before becoming N7

Ashley and Kaidan are 3Cs and so are my two OCs Julian Enrique Wyre and Kiara Tuma.

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SO-

The hyphenated surname.

The initial and most straightforward explanation for that is me using Tuana Tegrek, who was initially created as a Rainbow Six Siege OC before becoming multiversal, as my Shep. (I will be coming to R6S Tuana soon enough as well, just need to write that fic more.)

The in universe explanation is as follows :

Tuana's parents, Metehan Tegrek and Melinda Shepard, both kept their surnames after marriage. And instead of thinking too hard on which surname Tuana gets... they got her a hyphenated surname instead.

The side effects due to that are :

-Tuana is expected by most people to live up to the legacy of both the Shepards and the Tegreks.

-🌟Nepotism Accusations🌟

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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Just gonna share more about my Shepard while I am at it-

Tuana Tegrek-Shepard (I will yap about why the hyphenated surname exists later on)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65048197/chapters/167264179

POSTING MY OWN FIC AFTER SO LONG, AAAAAAAAAAA

And my first post on tumblr sooooo, hello everyone!