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>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'
>taste it
>it's wet
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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Literally how does your mind work 馃槦
? it doesnt
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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
"non-binary."
"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
"right. non-byrony."
"oh my god"
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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
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oh my god I鈥檓 crying with laughter. My idiot sons
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