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[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

Hey, theatre kids? Hi, me again with another public service announcement about performer etiquette.

I don't care if you're the teachers/directors' favourite. I don't care if you're playing a lead. I don't care who you are really, treat your stage management team and fellow actors with fucking respect.

You don't like somebody in your cast? That's fine, but don't go spreading false rumours about them to everybody.

You don't care for the members of stage management? Well first of all, fuck you too, and secondly, don't talk shit about them when they're in the same room as you. Don't talk shit about us full stop actually, you're show would fall apart without us.

A new cast member asking a lot of questions, and it's kinda bothering you? Don't tell them to shut up to their fucking face, answer them and help them out.

I can't believe I even have to ask this? I feel like this should be common sense? But I'm watching things happen in our musical cast right now, and I feel like I need to give a friendly reminder.

Take care,

- your local fed up stage crew member.

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

My current musical is Legally Blonde, and in the middle of the night (when I should have been asleep) I did some LSAT research and I also ran some numbers. Unless my math was incorrect, here are my findings:

The LSAT (Law School Acceptance Test) is scored from 120 to 180. The Harvard acceptance range is about 170-175.

For Elle Woods (musical) to get a score of 175 on her LSAT, she would need to have 97.25% of the questions correct.

For Elle Woods (movie) to get a score of 179 on her LSAT, she would have gotten 99.5% of the questions correct.

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

tell me why i get my period EVERY tech week.

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

the first weekend of performances went very well! but...

- one of our cast members has cov!d

- i got my period (wow overshare with strangers on the internet much)

- everyone in my immediate circle is getting tested immediately

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

spongebob would absolutely go to a beach boys concert

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

And so it begins.

Pre-tech.

Boy oh boy is this about to get interesting.

Lines = memorized

Costumes = ready

Mics = not to be trusted in the hands of high schoolers

Sanity = ...n/a

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

No one:

Not a soul:

Literally absolutely zero people:

Me, around the house: LIFE SMELLS WEIRD! LIFE SMELLS WEIRD! LIFE SMELLS WEIRD!

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

Respectfully, if you think mayonnaise ISN'T an instrument, the door is that way

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

Iconic quotes from the Spongebob the Musical script #3:

Pass me another kelp juice, Johnny! Carpe diem!

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

Iconic quotes from the Spongebob the Musical script #2:

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

Iconic quotes from the spongebob the musical script #1:

It's evil, it's diabolical, it's... it's... LEMON SCENTED

[some-hs-theaterdepartment]

hello my lovelies. this tumblr is for random shenanigans of our theater department. hope it ages well.

interact, don't interact, doesn't matter to me. i'm just a theater lesbian going about my business. cool off bestie. don't be mean.