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This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

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The Holy Fiftinity 

if you guys are wondering what is going on, here are the tweets that lead up to this scenario (which obviously how it went down) [x] [x] [x]

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When you wanna say something problematic but you change your mind

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I keep seeing that “pro candy corn” post around and I just wanna say this: I am and always have been anti candy corn. I hate it. this post is for the people like me

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Trust fall! 🔊

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This nigga live as hell

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friendly reminders for the signs:

aries: you carry a fire inside of you and although the flames are beautiful, you must not let them burn the ones you love.

taurus: it’s never okay to kill parts of yourself just to keep others alive.

gemini: you are art. you are magical and mystical and everything in between. it’s okay if not everyone is able to understand that; learn how to appreciate your own beauty instead of searching for another’s admiration.

cancer: it’s okay to taste your own tears sometimes. after all, saltwater has a funny way of healing all wounds.

leo: you have moved mountains and swam across oceans, so who’s to say you can’t save your own damn self?

virgo: make a fist with your hand and understand that you still have fight left in you. don’t give up on yourself just yet.

libra: erase the battle lines you’ve drawn inside your head. you don’t deserve to be at war with yourself anymore; you never did.

scorpio: do not let your light be extinguished by the dark this world has shown you.

sagittarius: the unknown has always scared you but there is an entire universe inside of you & i promise that it’s worth exploring.

capricorn: you have made mistakes but you are not a hurricane. no, you are as warm and as lovely as the summer rain.

aquarius: rest easy with the knowledge that the people who have done you wrong can’t sleep at night.

pisces: you will not find happiness in the same place that you lost it. stop searching through the wreckage and rebuild the life you’re meant to be living.

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every time thomas sanders says “and nonbinary pals!” an angel is born and i regain part of my soul

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“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

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i love this child

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Honestly who gives a fuck if I as a trans guy don’t “look cis” like. I’m a boy. I know I’m a boy, no one can take that from me. So what if I’m not a cis boy, shit if anything I’m like a boy 2.0, New And Improved Boy, latest model Man. Heck off with your cis supremacy man I look amazing and so do all my other trans brothers.

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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

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He’s so damn cute. Black boy with beautiful heart…

#BlackPride

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what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

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sir this is your great grandmother’s funeral can you please stop saying mmm whatcha say after every pause